Despite extensive warning, many of you appear to have opted to fire deadly lasers at each other. A good example of this is Escath, who has had a deadly laser fired at him. Escath is dead. He was a human test subject. Loganb was much more resourceful. Recognising the threat of a deadly laser being aimed at him, as well as being in a test chamber with a sentry turret that was disinclined to let him through, Loganb opted to lie down in front of a rocket. loganb is dead. He was a human test subject. It is now Day 1. The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre congratulates you on completion of the first testing chamber. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience. The Enrichment Centre promises to always provide a safe testing environment. The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre reminds you contact with other test subjects is extremely dangerous and will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record.
Losing two sucks, but it seems as though members of the town tried to kill both. Well done those guys.
Well, there aren't exactly many non-human characters in game, so it'll be interesting to hear who he thinks he might be.
He could be a sentry turret, which are bad, Glados, who is bad, or a companion cube, which would be good. Not sure how a companion cube would work though unless he was partnered up with someone.