Portal Mafia: Game Thread

Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.

Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of the enrichment centre activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, one human test subject must be euthanised each day.

Euthanasing a fellow human test subject can be done by agreeing to drop them into the incinerator. Any contact with the incinerator will result in an unsatisfactory mark on their official testing record. Followed by death.

Please observe the rules of the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre. The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre does not accept responsibility for any personal injury, irritation or premature death caused by ignorance of the rules. The Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Centre does not apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and Grief Counselling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.

The Enrichment centre urges all human test subjects not to work together to destroy all threats to them and the facility by doing so, and thus escape into the wider world. The wider world is dangerous and overrated, and their cake is bland and dry.
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Rules

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Players

1. Heef
2. Blunder
3. Prez
4. Logan
5. Teacups
6. morgieb
7. AVA
8. Starris
9. Arheiner
10. Escath
11. Number 11
12. Himannv
13. Captain
14. Athlai
15. Mousey
16. Quaggas

 

The Enrichment Centre assures you that there will be no Athlai-based grand bullshit in this game.

/wifom

 

Good for you.

 

Checking in. Looking great, too.

 

All human subjects have moved to tonight's test chambers. It is now night 0.

 

I probably need to read up a bit on this.

 

Clarification for human test subjects:

The actions granted by the contents of the test chambers are to either a specific person or to no one.

The left/right/straight on option is separate. It's for telling me which test chamber you'll go into next.

 

Just two ignorant humans still to complete tonight's test chambers.

 

night over