I've learnt from two separate experiences that posting about my love life on forums is a very bad idea, so I'll leave it at that.
You wouldn't have said gf if you didn't subconciously want to tell people cribb as you said you already know what it's like here an you still did it
Can't remember If I was feeling generous at the time and spunked a whole £5 pounds English when the whole Merk bandwagon was on a roll....maybe worth asking for my cash back....just in case!!