Vipers raring to go

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Hughesy, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Teja. HBK Teja

    Crusaders in the past:-
    Went to exotic deserts, ****ed up shit, wtfowned thousands of people, raped thousands of bitches, put the fear of god(haha) in millions of people.

    Vipers in the past:-
    Bit(Still not fatal) defenseless, unprepared, weak noobs in the jungle, used by snake-charmers to perform for chump change in Asia and Egypt.

    Crusaders in the present:-
    Immortalized in History text books world over. Hated on by millions of people. Just the name sounds like the millionfold chorus of everything glorious and barbaric about the institution of warfare.

    Vipers in the present:-
    Found in the part of zoos which nobody gives gives a shit about and are just moving past to see the more interesting exhibits, as tools to wipe out rain and the piss of crows(and Ravens) on your windscreen and also in various combinations as a username for dire pre-pubescent posters on 4chan.

    udecide, Gazza, udecide.
     
  2. Gazza GJ Weaver

    I'm gonna Wilson this one.
     
  3. Teja. HBK Teja

    Should have mentioned that only things which can be seen by the naked eye count tbh.
     
  4. Hunter AD Hunt

    From past experience I can comfortably say that the Crusaders are shit ****s.
     
  5. Teja. HBK Teja

    Why? Are they hunting the Pumas to extinction?
     
  6. morgieb MC Burridge

    They signed Hunter, honestly who would do that? :ph34r:
     
  7. Athlai JJD Heads

    Teja to join the Vipers in 3 seasons IMO.
     
  8. Teja. HBK Teja

    Even though they'll do anything to get me then(:p), The only reason I might ever leave the Saders to join another club is if Sree joins the forum and signs up to that club tbh.
     
  9. Speirz DG Speirs

    Yeah, I'm expecting the Crusaders to cheat and be kicked out by then.
     
  10. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    I'm expecting that three more seasons won't even occur...
     
  11. irottev CJ Smith

    :laugh:
     
  12. Mousey AJ Son

    We were desperate for a decent bowler!
     
  13. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    This is a serious Issue irottev, no time for laughter. He is going out of his way to make everyones time in here less enjoyable. And whats worse he is rubbing it in the admins faces by admitting it. How rude, I say!
     
  14. morgieb MC Burridge

    Was talking about how he signed for the Saders.

    And you weren't at the Poomas when he signed there. :p
     
  15. Mousey AJ Son

    Irrelevant. Flack was my puppet leader, I've been pulling the strings of the operation for a long time.
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2011
  16. Hunter AD Hunt

    I was at both clubs before him. **** is stalking me.
     
  17. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    You can pull my strings anytime :naughty:
     
  18. Mousey AJ Son

    I'll pull something else thankyou :naughty:
     
  19. Verigoat S Verigotta

    Why sign Hunter then
     
  20. Hunter AD Hunt

    Bowling (9th)
     

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