Yes that's right; it's here - The Official Who Gives A **** About Torres Assosciation. As President, I'd like to invite any potential members. Our core ethos is clear - Torres shouldn't be bowling for the Vipers. Our motives vary: some of us think he's over-bowled, some of us fancy facing Delonge as opposition batsmen and some of us just think it'd be ****ing dumb. One thing we all agree on though - he's a much shitter bowler than Delonge, and bowls a whole category more retarded as well. Membership at this stage is completely open (much like his sexuality) - just post in here to give your support.
The point is that Rob just hangs out with the Vipers so has in jokes. Also that he is going take over the reigns next season.