Pokies thread

Discussion in 'Betting, Tipping and Fantasy' started by Sultan Pepper, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    $11 all up lost last night, the net position is that $11 away from my standing $15 profit.


    I think I just worded it all poorly
     
  2. Cribbage RG Cribb

    I don't see how you lost the $11 though.

    You put $1 in Lions, got it up it $33 but then blew it. Then you did $4 in another machine. Adds it up to -$5 to me...
     
  3. chris473 CJ Devonshire

    Somebody is bull shitting.
     
  4. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    $1 coin in 100 lions up to $33, lost it, then lost $6 (from a $10 note) in 'dollar bear', then put $4 ($4 remaining from my initial $10 note in dollar bear) in where's the gold, lost it.

    Don't think I'm just upping my betting amounts with lies to $11 to impress colesy rather than my usual 5-10. I'm all truth.
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2012
  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm


    bolded refers to my dollar bear experience
    , itallics refers to my wheres the gold experience
     
  6. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Lol, it all comes up italics in the quote. I understand now though; I thought you meant you put the $4 in the dollar originally.
     
  7. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    If you would like we can meet at Castle Hill Surf Club and you can watch to make sure I'm not fudging the figures?
     
  8. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Should've stuck with RSL; there actually is one in Castle Hill.
     
  9. El Nino J Torres

    Best stories.

    I havent seen one pokies machine since Ive been here (in England) I dont think
     
    Last edited: Jul 21, 2012
  10. Gazza GJ Weaver

    You don't really get the normal ones over there which is cunty
     
  11. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I thought the fruit machines were everywhere over there?


    I also lost another $1 weekend before last at the pub. Tough times.


    Net Position: $3
     
  12. Gazza GJ Weaver

    They are. Not the pokie ones though
     
  13. chris473 CJ Devonshire

    Won $1500 on the pokies over the weekend.
     
  14. Julian BJ Taylor

    Lost $12 on let's go fishing after golf today.
     
  15. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    What were you betting? I'm still pretty disappointed that I've never won +$100 yet.
     
  16. Incey BC Jacobs

    Most i've pulled out is $3,500. But i'd put $1,700 into another machine first. I lost all the cash I had on me in one machine without popping a single feature ($1700 - that i'd won during the day on the machines and the races). I got up and got money out of the ATM when I came back some arab had taken my machine, so I went inside and played another one. Put $50 in and got a feature ($3 hit) and pulled out $3500.

    Relief and a half. That was a while ago, I hardly ever play now.
     
    Last edited: Aug 2, 2012
  17. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    $1700 in! Fuck me!
     
  18. Incey BC Jacobs

    5 Dragons was the machine for those of you playing along at home.
     
  19. Athlai JJD Heads

    5 dragons. My favourite that has never paid me.
     
  20. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    When I lost my last $1 I was tossing up between more chilli or 5 dragons, went more chilli as 'by the way' was playing by RHCP. Bloke sat down next to me and won $1000 playing the same bet amounts on 5 dragons. Wasn't impressed.
     

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