Urban Dictionary Cottager - A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.
Anyone interested in my services for Season 10? Willing to do a shit avatar if that helps my chances .
Too many bloody Kiwi wicketkeeper/batsmen. Trouble with the Kidz these days is that they all want to be Brendan bloody McCullum. Not enough Dion Nash, Shane Bond or Chris Cairns wannabes.