Ryan Gayler and 14 Other Cunts XV vs. CricketWeb Crabs

Discussion in 'Matches' started by HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 9, 2011.

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  1. Captain SSD Dong

    Haha awesome!
     
    Captain, Sep 13, 2011
    #121

  2. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Crabs

    Code:
    SCRUMS WON			24
SCRUMS LOST			19
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		4
LINE OUTS WON			5
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	0
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		2
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		3
MAULS WON			4
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		1
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	370
POSSESSION			52%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	420
TERRITORY (seconds)		61%
SCRUM METRES			38
    Cunts

    Code:
    SCRUMS WON			19
SCRUMS LOST			24
SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED		3
LINE OUTS WON			5
LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW	1
LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT		2
LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS		0
RUCK INFRINGEMENTS		9
MAULS WON			2
MAUL INFRINGEMENTS		0
METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY	278
POSSESSION			48%
TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds)	225
TERRITORY (seconds)		39%
SCRUM METRES			39
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #122

  3. Tadeusz T Bochat

    Bah Humbug.
     
    Tadeusz, Sep 13, 2011
    #123

  4. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Code:
    	Team		MT	TM	HE	RM	KMiP	KMPen	KiP	PenIP	GA	GS	CA	CS	LB	NR	IEAG	OS	HITR	LOOB	LOS	LOI	BT	T	LBA	Time
John Heads	Crabs	1	3	0	49	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	40
Michael Port'o	Crabs	0	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	40
Zinzan Brumby	Crabs	2	10	0	55	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	3	1	0	80
Insane Bolt	Crabs	0	3	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Ivan Ryabovol	Crabs	4	0	0	44	27	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Chris Raftery	Crabs	3	2	2	14	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	80
Koal Kao	Crabs	2	2	3	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Jake Howe	Crabs	2	2	4	31	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	80
Cr'e Hurricane	Crabs	0	3	1	33	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Kyle Wright	Crabs	0	1	0	35	33	0	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Os du Toit	Crabs	2	7	1	14	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Sam Somerset	Crabs	3	3	0	25	77	132	5	9	0	0	3	2	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Volt Man	Crabs	0	10	4	11	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	7	0	0	80
Double Dong	Crabs	1	3	2	7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	1	80
Bruce Force	Crabs	0	3	0	17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	0	1	80
Mark Phiftee's	Crabs	2	2	0	53	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	80
Darryn Howell	Cunts	0	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	10
CJ Smith	Cunts	2	0	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	10
Alex O'Driscoll	Cunts	3	2	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	40
Brett Hall	Cunts	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	40
Rabbit Boy	Cunts	0	3	1	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	40
Eliott Witters	Cunts	0	0	1	21	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	40
Brian Quilty	Cunts	2	1	0	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	40
Zohaib Ikram	Cunts	1	1	1	49	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	40
Ishan Narang	Cunts	2	10	3	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	4	0	0	70
Nick Scott	Cunts	1	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	70
Geoff Smith	Cunts	3	2	2	18	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Luke Tyson	Cunts	2	3	3	36	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Dion Alessi	Cunts	10	4	0	29	195	87	13	6	0	0	3	1	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Charlie Downes	Cunts	2	6	3	42	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	0	0	80
Donald Boland	Cunts	1	5	3	14	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	1	1	0	0	4	0	0	80
Rusty Downpipes	Cunts	1	4	0	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	80
Ryan Gayler	Cunts	3	7	1	16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	0	0	80
Matt Dorn	Cunts	6	2	3	66	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	80
Simon Nova	Cunts	3	0	0	16	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
Thad Bochat	Cunts	2	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	80
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2011
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #124

  5. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Crabs

    John Heads 9
    Michael Portillo 0
    Zinzan Brumby 9
    Insane Bolt 6
    Ivan Ryabovol 7
    Chris Raftery 7
    Koal Kao 6
    Jake Howe 7
    Crossfire Hurricane 8
    Kyle Wright 7
    Os du Toit 8
    Sam Somerset 8
    Volt Man 9
    Double Dong 7
    Bruce Force 8
    Mark Phifteenplus 8

    Cunts

    Darryn Howell n/a
    CJ Smith n/a
    Alex O'Driscoll 5
    Brett Hall 0
    Rabbit Boy 6
    Eliott Witters 6
    Brian Quilty 7
    Zohaib Ikram 6
    Ishan Narang 8
    Nick Scott 7
    Geoff Smith 6
    Luke Tyson 7
    Dion Alessi 6
    Charlie Downes 8
    Donald Boland 8
    Rusty Downpipes 6
    Ryan Gayler 7
    Matt Dorn 9
    Simon Nova 4
    Thad Bochat 7
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #125

  6. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    MOTM

    3 points - Volt Man (Crabs)
    2 - Zinzan Brumby (Crabs)
    1 - Matt Dorn (Carnts)

    COTM

    3 points - Michael Portillo (Crabs)
    2 - Brett Hall (Carnts)
    1 - Simon Nova (Carnts)
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #126

  7. Captain SSD Dong

    1 missed tackle, guess that's ok since I see 10 missed tackled from Alessi. 3 tackles made, no idea whether that's good. Only 7metres run...fuck that's shit I'm guessing. Got 1 LBA which is cool.
     
    Captain, Sep 13, 2011
    #127

  8. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Depends on your position. You're a lock forward, you should be better at tackling than Alessi. 7m is neither here nor there if you're not making tackles. You'd hope for more yardage, but you've got a very low post count to base your player on.
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #128

  9. Athlai JJD Heads

    Crabs!!!!!!!

    And I scored a try :cool:
     
    Athlai, Sep 13, 2011
    #129

  10. RyanG R Gee

    What's the go with so, so many missed conversions from right in front? *not talking about Alessi's last one but there was one in here from someone*

    Team name to be changed to Ryan Gayler and 14 Other Shit Cunts :ninja:
     
    RyanG, Sep 13, 2011
    #130

  11. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Haha. It does seem to happen fairly frequently. Mind you, Johnny Wilkinson missed a sitter the other night. So, there you go :p
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #131

  12. Speirz DG Speirs

    Is that the first 0 rating?
     
    Speirz, Sep 13, 2011
    #132

  13. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Mitch Johns got one, but he was being hit with an unsigned/unregistered penalty at the time.
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #133

  14. LukeTyson L Tyson

    Fucking cunt rags.
     
    LukeTyson, Sep 13, 2011
    #134

  15. Cevno IV Narang

    Damn!! Lost to the crabs.:sad:
     
    Cevno, Sep 13, 2011
    #135

  16. Cevno IV Narang

    Got my first 8 though:), and was substituted early?
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2011
    Cevno, Sep 13, 2011
    #136

  17. Doog J McDougal

    Could have done with a little better from Dong. Still, not too bad.
     
    Doog, Sep 13, 2011
    #137

  18. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Substituted before the end to give the guys on the bench a roll. Probably should have taken off Tadeusz, but he was online at the time - so activity rules for this XV.

    Had a post count of 5 at the time of the last update.
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Sep 13, 2011
    #138

  19. Scottie NG Scott

    FFS Cunts. Did I have a niggle afterall?
     
    Scottie, Sep 13, 2011
    #139

  20. Zohaib ZM Ikram

    Didnt play bad
     
    Zohaib, Sep 14, 2011
    #140
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