Poems Thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by RPHKR, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Ari PM Jackson

    :laugh:
     
  2. Chewie JA Chewie

    Nah not music sort of rhythm, but a proper meter and stresses and beats, etc.
     
  3. Athlai JJD Heads

    Yeah Phlegm has rocks for brains Chewie.
     
  4. Captain SSD Dong

    $$ bill yo
    My cock is stuck in a ho
     
  5. Storer BA Storer

    An original I put together. Bit rough.

    It's funny that you keep dissin' me,
    Come say it my face and then we'll see.
    I don't like fighting, it's not something I do a lot,
    But if we ever go toe-to-toe, I'll be sure to drop you on the spot.
    You're a fucking weak dog, everyone is well aware,
    You're such a bum, you probably wouldn't show up, you got no clothes to wear.
    Poverty, the story of your pathetic life,
    You may have a slice of bread and a bit of butter, but you can't afford the knife!
    You're a weak cunt, that's all you are,
    Everyone just laughs at you 'hardy ha ha'.
    You look scared, like you're jittering,
    Your mum got fined when giving birth to you, for littering.
    Bring your mates, one, two, three, even more,
    Death will still be knocking at your door.
     
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2011
  6. Fiery GR Smith

    Did you write that for Theo?
     
  7. Storer BA Storer

    How'd you know? :ph34r:
     
  8. Captain SSD Dong

    wtf..
     
  9. Fiery GR Smith

    "Weak dog" ;)
     
  10. Storer BA Storer

    :laugh:
     
  11. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    For an 11-year-old, that's quite impressive.
     
  12. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

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    Berryman used to say only he, Bellow and Lowell, with whom he was good friends, were capable of writing a decent sentence.
     
  13. Captain SSD Dong

    Studied three of Frost's poems in detail this year: After Apple Picking, The Wood Pile and Mending Wall. Didn't particularly enjoy any of them tbph.

    Prefer Wole Soyinka, especially Background and Friezes
     
  14. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Bitches on my dick like a glue stick
     
  15. Storer BA Storer

    You're very creative.
     
  16. Alec AD Funkotron

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  17. Julian BJ Taylor

    I HEAR MY FATHER FALL!

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  18. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Cheers
     
  19. rumplespliffskin KD Jones

    There once was these cunts here on Cricsim
    Whose knobs always copped a right twisting
    They had not a clue
    Should they continue
    They'd fucken near rub off their dick skins.
     
  20. Gazza GJ Weaver

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