I wouldn't do it if you didn't tell bullshit stories trying to be cool buddy. There's no need to tell bullshit on here, trying to be cool because when you're caught which is what you were you are laughed at and thought of as being a bigger douche then you were.
Fair enough, I know I was wrong in what I did, but I am 62kg from the last time I checked. I honestly think you could've picked a better spot to catch me out lying or at least something less believeable than this.
Fair enough, I'm glad you learnt your lesson. Because of age I'll give you a pass but don't let it happen again.