Especially when Rob has specifically referred averaging 50 in India after that many games as not being that much of an achievement. Still, it was last pick, and I didn't want Klinger...
Curb Crawlers CC today lived up to their name by tearing a gaping whole in the backside of the dirty hooker of a side that is Eds' Hurricanes CC. The innings and 250 odd run raping has left the likes of Sachin Tendulkar needing rectal reconstructions.
CCC are pleased to announce the renewal of contracts for the following players. We look forward to seeing great success at 'The Brothel' this season. Michael Clarke - Flagship middle order batsman and captain. Aijinkya Rahane - Up and comping top order batsman. Despite having a shocker in season 1 of CPL, he has continued to score ridiclous amounts of runs in first class cricket, where he now has an average of around 850. Johan van der Wath - An absolute legend of the game. Would have played Test cricket if from a country other than South Africa. Imran Tahir - A soon to be South Africa Test bowler. The best spinner in the county championship for a good number of years. Murali Vijay - Test opener. Better than Jaffer. The predicted lineup will be updated in the first post.
He. Could. Keep. When. I. Picked. Him. He. Is. The. Same. Player. Now. As. He. Was. Then. I need to stop biting... Anyway, in other news, we've signed Morne Morkel. Not ideal, but proper Test standard quick bowlers are a rare breed right now, so I've got in there early. It was him or Zaheer Khan, but Zaheer is old, Asian and is a rabbit. Morne at least is still improving.
