Does pretty much every pure batsmen think they can bowl, or deserve to have a bowl these days? It didn't used to be so common, mainly just Boob and the odd person here and there, but now it's like 95% of batsmen want a bowl or act like they can bowl well... Deal with it batsmen, you're pie chuckers (much like me and Blunder).
Just admit you fail, just like me. In all honesty though, only Boob, Torres, Verigoat & Delonge ever seem to want to.
It's pretty much the batsmen with shit averages wanting to prove that their not shit. Sadly it doesn't work
Torres isn't a batsman though, he is an opening bowler who just so happens to be a better at batting than Delonge.
Jono is a much better bowler than you; he has an Origin eight-for FFS. If Flack named you to bowl ahead of Ono I would just ignore it and bowl Ono anyway; it'd be that retarded.
I see no problem with that. For one, who wouldn't want to bowl then, and two, it seems your main bowlers have trouble getting rid of tailenders.
Well yeah, certainly not the 'Sader or 'Ray bowlers, which just builds the case for Colesy even more!