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Discussion in 'CPL Cricket' started by Phlegm, Nov 30, 2010.

  1. Athlai JJD Heads

    Edwards > Roach
     
  2. Athlai JJD Heads

    Gul > Roach - bit more srs this time
     
  3. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    lol no
     
  4. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    nah. barring disaster im going to end with good batting but im really concerned roach, mr x, mclaren and swann won't be quite enough to match it with teams who have a guy in the top ten. looking at the remaining options many are either good but injury prone (i don't need another one of them with roach and swann), mercurial (roach), or good domestic/fringe test bowlers.

    my allrounder plan where i pick five genuine bowlers is almost out the window so im concerned for my bowling unit.
     
  5. Athlai JJD Heads

    Obviously you should pick KNB
     
  6. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    would you come to palmy and try to kill me if i picked franklin and jeets?
     
  7. Athlai JJD Heads

    Na, you'd just wake up with Mary's head in your fucking satin sheets.
     
  8. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    don't know whose bedroom you're staking out because i don't have satin sheets.

    the other week i didn't even have a bed.
     
  9. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    SSSCC management have reviewed a sample taken from the twitterbox of Kemar Roach and have decided not to retain him for season 4 unless he stops behaving like a little bitch.
     
  10. Cribbage RG Cribb

  11. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Phlegm threw his toys at his non-Wagner options and sent out the scouts with four criteria:
    1) Must not be injury prone
    2) Must come from a country with more good quicks than can be counted on one hand
    3) Must not be retired
    4) Must come from a good competition

    The scouts slipped into South Africa and kidnapped some bloke with a name Phlegm had to type very carefully in the draft picks thread in case he inadvertently picked a South African second eleven club cricketer.
    [​IMG]
    Fucked if I know if this will work.
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2014
  12. Athlai JJD Heads

    Bad team is bad
     
  13. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    gun team is gun
     
  14. Incey BC Jacobs

    WAGner > Roach
     
  15. Athlai JJD Heads

    ^ this guy knows his stuff
     
  16. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    roach wins the battle of the short fast bowlers because he's shorter and he's blacker.
     
  17. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Promising test opener Dimuth Karunaratne signs.
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    1. - Dimuth Karunaratne
    2.
    3. - Rahul Dravid
    4. - Ross Taylor (c)
    5.
    6.
    7. - Bradley John Watling (wk) (vc)
    8. - Ryan McLaren (3)
    9. - Graeme Swann (4)
    10. - Hardus Viljoen (2)
    11. - Kemar Roach (1)

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  19. Phlegm SP Phlegm

    Since 2010
    Code:
    Name			Matches	Runs	Ave	Wickets	Ave
    1. Dimuth Karunaratne	48	3396	48.51	
    2.
    3. Rahul Dravid	        28	2027	44.06	
    4. Ross Taylor		36	2574	47.66	  2	17.00
    5. 
    6. 		
    7. BJ Watling	        35      2431    54.02
    8. Ryan McLaren         23      1150    38.33    74     27.28
    9. Graeme Swann		59	1162	19.04	216	31.01
    10. Hardus Viljoen	38	 647	13.20	155	24.63*
    11. Kemar Roach		30	 389	10.80	105	26.53
    *a couple of prank matches snuck through. 44 @ 22 for the Lions and 33 @ 31 for the Titans.
     
    Last edited: Jan 27, 2014
  20. morgieb MC Burridge

    Hmmm McLaren's recent form has been worse than I imagined.
     

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