Random Wikipedia Royal Rumble

Discussion in 'Forum Games and Activities' started by Scottie, Feb 23, 2013.

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  1. Jager LO Townsend

    Hasso
     
    Jager, Feb 23, 2013
    #21

  2. Julian BJ Taylor

    wtf is this shit and why is it rugby someone with carcetti as their avatar?
     
    Julian, Feb 23, 2013
    #22

  3. Slyza N Hunt

    Dean Ellison
     
    Slyza, Feb 23, 2013
    #23

  4. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Gotta see the back of this Ellison chap. GO BACK TO MOTORCYCLING, SHUNT!
     
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    HeathDavisSpeed, Feb 23, 2013
    #24

  5. Himannv LV Himann

    Get rid of Ellison.
     
    Himannv, Feb 23, 2013
    #25

  6. Arheiner SIA Yates

    Whatever that bikers up against, it deserves to win. Ellisons obv used to losing anyway.
     
    Arheiner, Feb 23, 2013
    #26

  7. Howe JHF Howe

    Hasso married an 18-year old Swedish actress at the age of 29, and a 23-year old Swedish actress at the age of 39, what a player
     
    Howe, Feb 23, 2013
    #27

  8. Arheiner SIA Yates

    Good for him. For that, he goes out next.
     
    Arheiner, Feb 23, 2013
    #28

  9. Scottie NG Scott

    Taking the first five votes because I was gone for a long time, and that makes some sense to me...

    Did we forget to mention that Hasso came to the ring with a swarm of attractive ex-wives? The German is quite the ladies man, with no less than five lovely women following him to ringside.

    Ellison wasted no time in attacking the German as soon as he entered the ring and started stomping a mudhole into him in the corner. He made his first mistake, though, as an attempted Irish whip was surprisingly countered by the German who then levelled him with a clothesline.

    "Oh my, such power! Such tenacity! Such grace from the German!" exclaimed William Farren, Jr.

    The motorcycle star found himself on the end of a number of impressive power moves from the German director, but the latter seemed to be wasting too much time showboating and directing the camera crew at ringside to take the best shots.

    A battered Ellison found himself in trouble with his back to the ropes, but he managed to just hold on to the top rope and stagger back into the ring after an attempted dump from the German. Oh boy, that just brings back memories of his entrance video.

    But who has drawn #4?! None other than little-known Japanese footballer Kentaro Uramoto! The diminutive 5'6" midfielder made four appearances for noted footballing powerhouse Oita Trinita in the early 2000s, and we're no doubt expecting big things from him here at Cricsim!

    Dean Ellison (4)
    Harry Hasso (2)
    Kentaro Uramoto (0)
     
    Scottie, Feb 24, 2013
    #29

  10. MrPrez CM Dyer

    Uramoto
     
    MrPrez, Feb 24, 2013
    #30

  11. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Uramoto is wholly undeserving of this. Get him out of there.
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Feb 24, 2013
    #31

  12. Arheiner SIA Yates

    Get rid of Hasso
     
    Arheiner, Feb 24, 2013
    #32

  13. Howe JHF Howe

    Have you seen Uramoto's attempt at a beard?

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    Get rid.
     
    Howe, Feb 24, 2013
    #33

  14. Baxter MJ Deane

    Uramoto
     
    Baxter, Feb 24, 2013
    #34

  15. Scottie NG Scott

    That's five - update coming.
     
    Scottie, Feb 24, 2013
    #35

  16. Howe JHF Howe

    I'm on the edge of my seat!
     
    Howe, Feb 24, 2013
    #36

  17. Arheiner SIA Yates

    Why does everyone hate short Japanese people?
     
    Arheiner, Feb 24, 2013
    #37

  18. Howe JHF Howe

    Likely because of Chewie.
     
    Howe, Feb 24, 2013
    #38

  19. Arheiner SIA Yates

    Fair enough.
     
    Arheiner, Feb 24, 2013
    #39

  20. Howe JHF Howe

    I admit, this is a long time to be on the edge of one's seat. I'm getting strange looks at the bus stop and really want to go home.
     
    Howe, Feb 24, 2013
    #40
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