Heef's Totally Parbitrary Pre-Season Position by Position Rankings (S5)

Discussion in 'Seasonal Rugby' started by HeathDavisSpeed, May 4, 2013.

  1. Benny BS Read

    Gunnest news with the Prop ratings. I had hoped that would be the result given I was in the top 3 props before and I'm the most active (azzal maybe higher)/highest postcount
     
  2. Furball G Furball

    Looking forward to the full back rankings.
     
  3. Furball G Furball

    Collectors' first game didn't have the new ratings.
     
  4. Furball G Furball

    Do fullbacks. Expecting Furball and Son to dominate this season.
     
  5. Weeman27bob BE Force

    Pffft.

    Second rows > Full backs

    Suspect we must be having hookers next though.
     
  6. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    I'll do nothing of the sort. Fuck off!!!?!@

    :)
     
  7. Furball G Furball

    Drunk Heef is best Heef.
     
  8. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    The bog standard Samoan beer is a fruity little 6.7 percenter. After a few of those bad boys (vileda supermop or sommin like that) all bets ard off$
     
  9. Howe JHF Howe

    The dollar sign coming in on 'ard off' is an impressive coincidence
     
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  10. BoyBlunder BOY Blunder

    :laugh: WAG

    You on holiday Heef?
     
  11. Chewie JA Chewie

  12. Droos JP Rhodes

    Heef feeling Fruity this morning.
     
  13. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Hookers

    1. Tom Delonge
    2. Eddie Morris
    3. Alan Izett
    4. Okoudou Gbagbo
    5. Jonty Rhodes
    6. Chris Smith
    7. Ryu Yamadera
    8. Ryan Gayler
    9. Soumyanil Das
    10. Darryn Howell
    11. Please Reframe/Reagan Wheelson/Noah Smith
    Fill-Ins: Wilkinson/Masters/Bochat
    The Wildcard: Aaron O'Neill

    Who else could be number 1 hooker in the game, other than Delonge. He knows all the tricks to how to burrow in on a man; his mum passing on everything she knows. Delonge is a largely reliable presence at the line out, certainly more so than his nearest competitor - Eddie Morris. However, Morris is defensive rock and offers a difference package to Delonge. Alan Izett comes in third - reliable on defence and at the set piece, but not so reliable with the ball in hand and prone to random episodes of buttery fingers. Okoudou Gbagbo is the youngster on the rise. In the mould of Eddie Morris, Gbagbo is immense on the tackle, but he's prone to meltdowns at the set piece. After that is a huge gap to #5 in the list - Jonty Rhodes. It's early days for the young South African, but he's likely to see first team action for the Hurricanes, ahead of nearest rival Chris Smith. Ryu Yamadera could look to move up the table, but with Gbagbo a fixture ahead of him for the Crabs, it could be tough work unless Gbagbo lets his team down at the line out.

    The wild card amongst this is Aaron O'Neill. The experienced Prop will find himself hooking for the Gamblers. O'Neill has the strength and technique to hold his own in the scrum, but how will he fare with ball in hand at the line out? Only time will tell, but I'd expect him to slot between Gbagbo and Rhodes.
     
  14. azzal AJ O'Neill

    Haha this is sweet.
     
  15. AVA T Delonge

    Gun! Was worried that my poor showing over my last few matches could have an effect.
     
  16. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Nah you are to far ahead at the moment for a couple of games to have much affect.
     
  17. Riddy JH Ridd

    15th in the list of props :( need to get activity up.
     
  18. Himannv LV Himann

    Interesting list. Post counts don't have as much of an effect as I anticipated.
     
  19. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Mostly it's the sign up a bit of luck and past performance.
     
  20. Mariner CL Warrington

    Rhodes a long way off the better hookers, hope this doesn't affect us loads.
     

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