Since the dawn of time, Benny has always thought the teams he was in needed rookie ALC fast bowlers. They never have. The more involved he gets in recruiting, the higher up the order the tail starts in ALC. When batting a rookie bowler at 5 in the ALC doesn't magically make the first grade bowling better, he signs another one and bats the cunt at four. Bound to work, surely. It used to annoy me; now it's just amusing.
Our BS side needs a pace bowler and he can play in wilkos spot if we have a full alc squad. If this bloke gets active then we have another prospect whereas tbf Wilko and hefty aren't likely to do anything formidable in the BS again.
He signed up to Seasonal Rugby as a Kiwi and that allegiance was in his sidebar. I messaged him about his Cricsim rego, and he told me that the "India" was an error that he'd just copied from someone else's registration.