CricSim Tennis: Newport [G] and Bogota [IH]

Newport, RI - Pictured: Hilary Bots, pre-surgery.



Pictured: Zagreb. Not Pictured: The place this tournament will be played. I found out that Bogotá only really has clay courts, but I made a good joke so we're running with it.
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The people have called for it and the authorities have listened! No clay court shit this week!

Newport, RI plays host to the second grass court tournament in a kick in the nuts to those clamouring for Queen's, while there's a debut on the indoor hard courts of rainy, rainy Bogotá, where there is certain to be a kidnapping and a drug suspension.

Also, the tour is lacking players, and therefore some cunts need to join:

Preferred Surface: Hard/Clay/Grass/Carpet
Biggest Strength: Serve/Forehand/Backhand/Volleying
What Your First Initial Stands For: i.e. NG Scott=Nigel
Nationality: (Only if Unclear from your CricSim Nationality - i.e. Celtic Provinces, Asia, etc.)

 

Get in.

Do we get to go to Disney world on this trip?

 

Hm what to do now.