CricSim Interesting Facts

Every male on the planet has tried to suck his own dick.

 

DWTA.

I know where mything has been.....and I don't want it in my mouth subsequently. I've slayed some warthogs in my time.

 

I think it's fair to say I've done equal to worse than what you have, and I've tried it.

 

Read > Jacobs

 

You're from ipswich though.

Edit : As cribb Said.

 

You've never been to Ipswich, so you're just going off shit that you have heard from other forumers.

You've only been to the outer suburbs of Ipswich, so **** you.

 

I think the more important thing to note is that I would put my dick in anything....anything.

 

White text wasn't needed because it was so obvious.

 

AWTA

 

Couldn't think of anything worse than sucking my own dick.

Completely unrelated but I get a little turned off by a chick if:
(a) she is way, way keen to suck your dick.
and
(b) if she is really, really good at it.

Sounds weird, but practice makes perfect......

 

What if she just really likes icey poles. I think that's a cover for you saying your GF can't suck dick.

 

LOL whatever.

I've had ones who can't and that was pretty gay.