He's not my mate, lol. My mates wouldn't hear the end of it if they turned down head. My last wasn't that good either. I started forcing her head up and down with my hands to hurry it up a bit. She then told me a few weeks later that she hates when guys do that. Get better and they won't have to, you ****.
Face****ing is deadset a hobby. Put them on their back with their head over the side of the bed and just go to ****ing town.
There was this girl I was way keen on for ages, like, THE ONE. KK's Sara Moore. Not being a pussy like Rob, I stole her heart with a eye tearing rendition of 'Move Bitch', and went into town with her that night. Some mates were out, and I got epically wasted. We hooked up on the d-floor, and I went back to her house. Everything was turning up KK. Anyway, I was doing my thang, but I couldn't maintain any sort of dexterity. Little Meister was probably at 4% stiffness. I lolled, and was like 'whatever'. But she took it really personally. I was clearly just wasted, but she was being all 'Has that happened before? It's never happened to me before.' And getting really indepth about it. I started second guessing myself, usually when I drink it stays up for ages and is awesome. The next day I went home, then came back to hers later that night. We were getting busy, and everything was in working order, but then all of a sudden I remembered how cut she got the night before, and BANG, stage fright. I freaked the **** out, piss bolted and didn't say a word. She's barely spoken to me since, and now I'm scarred for life. (PS I knew her for a week, but **** you all for judging me) PS: DONT KNOW WHO IM SIGNING FOR, I'M A SHIT MEMBER Y'ALL SHOULD CHASE SOMEONE WHO HAS POSTED IN THEIR TEAM FORUM IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS
