CricSim Freestylin' Rap Battlin'

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  1. Skippos SM Morgan

    I won't give much away but I heard NASA was looking into recruiting him.

    Just a little teaser :ninja:
     
    Skippos, Aug 24, 2013
    #821

  2. Fiery GR Smith

    What? For retrying the Challenger or the Columbia?
     
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2013
    Fiery, Aug 24, 2013
    #822

  3. Captain SSD Dong

    Maybe something about him being faster than light
     
    Captain, Aug 24, 2013
    #823

  4. Fiery GR Smith

    That 11 second 100m was hot wind assisted
     
    Fiery, Aug 24, 2013
    #824

  5. Mousey AJ Son

    Am I the only one who thought Prez's rhymes felt forced?
     
    Mousey, Aug 24, 2013
    #825

  6. Fiery GR Smith

    Not alone. A lot of the rhymes were massively forced. The first one was taking the piss really..."Morgan" with "before him". Cut him some slack as a beginner though.
     
    Fiery, Aug 24, 2013
    #826

  7. Fiery GR Smith

    Reckon there's plenty to work with on Benny tbh. Envious not to be drawn against him tbh.
     
    Fiery, Aug 24, 2013
    #827

  8. Lukic L Popovic

    Prez's was legitimately one of the worst thing I've seen posted on the forum save for the microsoft call.
     
    Lukic, Aug 24, 2013
    #828

  9. Old Mate M Perry

    Old and dumb, so basic but brutal.
     
    Old Mate, Aug 24, 2013
    #829

  10. Old Mate M Perry

    I lost a cricsim rap battle. Fuck. How will I ever make the big time now in this rap game? Time to retire, life over.
     
    Old Mate, Aug 24, 2013
    #830

  11. Fiery GR Smith

    It was actually way better than anything you have posted tbh
     
    Fiery, Aug 24, 2013
    #831

  12. Old Mate M Perry

    Fiery was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
    And had Pernille in the trunk, and she was pregnant with my kid
    And in the car they found a dildo, but they didn't say who it belonged to
    Come to think about, his name was Fy, it belonged to you
    Damn
     
    Last edited: Aug 24, 2013
    Old Mate, Aug 24, 2013
    #832

  13. Reagan Wheelson RDP Wheelson

    Eminem reference? :p
     
    Reagan Wheelson, Aug 24, 2013
    #833

  14. Old Mate M Perry

    I weird Al'd it. Neeeer, it was one of my originals. P
     
    Old Mate, Aug 24, 2013
    #834

  15. BoshtrichBurger BB Burger

    :lol:!!!!!

    Brilliant!
     
    BoshtrichBurger, Aug 24, 2013
    #835

  16. Lukic L Popovic

    :lol:!!!!!!!!!

    YES
     
    Lukic, Aug 24, 2013
    #836

  17. Please_Reframe PP Reframe

    Should write my rap vs Prez in the next few days.
     
    Please_Reframe, Aug 29, 2013
    #837

  18. Tartmaster AJ James

    How impatient am I?
    I'm sick of waiting for you bitches
    I'll cut you open like Benny's thigh
    And leave you needing stitches

    I'm way too good for this shit
    I'll take you both at once
    I've always wanted a threesome
    With a couple of cunts

    You can be my 2 girls
    And I'll bring the cup
    Cause when you spit your shit
    I'll start throwing up

    Everyone here knows that I'm the best
    Too bad none of you fuckers can even give me a test

    First up we got Benny Read
    The wannabe Titan
    Too bad Benny can't read
    What anyone's writin'
    Head took a few too many knocks
    Fed a few too many cocks
    You and Bostrich man
    You're both fucking laughing stocks
    Benjamin, the inferior brother & son?
    Ya mum introduces you as Jimmy & the other one
    Fucking pansy probably won't even post a rap
    Cause then he'd have to pull his face out of Gemmells lap
    Even if he took a breath and spat, and rapped some crap
    Get a gambler fuck buddy to start a slow clap
    Maybe morgie and his retarded bitch
    Oh, specials got a name? Sorry bout that Lukic
    Fucking gambler dicks, dumb as cattle
    Fuck you all, I got another bloke to battle

    Grandmaster BB?
    Grand mastur b-b-bater
    You're such a fuckin nobody
    How can I even hate ya?
    Now I ain't calling new fag
    I'm just calling douche bag
    Seriously though, who the fuck is this slag?
    Named after a burger and a misspelt bird
    More like a burger of steaming turd
    You got balls though I must admit
    Trying to prove that your raps legit
    Taking on me round one
    That's some crazy shit
    But you made yo bed fool, fucking lie in it
    Cause this right here it's a major mismatch
    All you hopes and dreams the about to cr-crash
    Once I defeat you please don't linger
    Your comp gone in a Flash
    Like a hookers finger





    Aight Tartmizzle out
    I gonna hit the sack
    All you other slack fucks
    Post ya raps
     
    Tartmaster, Aug 30, 2013
    #838

  19. Fiery GR Smith

    I don't even
     
    Fiery, Aug 30, 2013
    #839

  20. Fiery GR Smith


    That was poor.

    Bostrich Burger

    Let's see what Benny can do.
     
    Fiery, Aug 30, 2013
    #840
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