CricSim Freestylin' Rap Battlin'

Discussion in 'Forum Games and Activities' started by BoshtrichBurger, May 8, 2013.

  1. Fiery GR Smith

    People vote purely on who they like more when it's close Skippos. Get used to it.
     
  2. Tartmaster AJ James

    Lies.

    I definitely like Skip more than Reframe, but voted for PR.
    Mouseh and Reagz would be pretty close in my books.


    Don't try to play the 'People hate me' card, you did good, but theo did better.
     
  3. Reagan Wheelson RDP Wheelson

    -Nasty: yes

    -Funny: although you would disagree, everyone else finds it funny.

    -Untrue: I'm not the one to comment on the validity of his claims, but not one person here has written a rap which was entirely factual. You need that fictional element in order to keep it interesting and/or add some humour to it. After all, even you said some untrue things about Theo in your rap as a way of making a few jokes about him, so it's a bit hypocritical to call him out for making some things up.

    -Witty: It's a rap battle, in order to succeed wit is absolutely imperative, and Theo definitely succeeded in dishing out what I would refer to as one of the best raps I have read on here. It's pretty obvious when people's raps lack wit (e.g. anyone that bases a good portion of their rap around "fucking your mother in the ass" or "you're the gayest person in the history of mankind, so I'm going to put my dick in your mouth to prove to everyone that these claims are true" (Seriously, people have actually rapped about that)) they sound bland and unoriginal. To be honest, Theo's rap about you is a shining example of wit in this thread.

    I'm not trying to insult you or anything, I'm just trying to help you get a better understanding of how the rap battles in this thread work.
     
  4. Fiery GR Smith

    @Fartblaster. No he didn't
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2013
  5. Tartmaster AJ James

    Everyone voting to deny.
     
  6. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

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  7. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Eminem is a gun rapper.
     
  8. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Plus I doubt there are any Macklemore pics of him on public transport haha
     
  9. Himannv LV Himann

    Ok, I actually sat down and read this stuff albeit somewhat reluctantly.

    DIV.4 - Mousedawg V. Ur Boy Reagz - Abstain. I like your guys but you can both do better than this. Just not enough effort for me and I didn't like certain bits which threw me off.

    DIV.2 - Skippos V. Biggie Reframe - Abstain. Same as above really. Neither did enough to gain my vote.

    DIV.1 - Fieryboi V. MC Spice Rack - MC Spice Rack. Both of these were actually very good and these guys obviously put in some effort to make their raps worth reading. However, after that incredible diss-filled blitz there can only be one winner. That rap by Theo will be hard to top for anyone and probably explains why he's the reigning champ at this shit.
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2013
  10. Fiery GR Smith

    I didn't even challenge him on a lot of the more disgusting elements of his diatribe of bile...but I will now...e.g, I left my wife (I wasn't married) and my kids (horrible accusation), "my wife is a fat whore" once again that's about the worst thing you can possibly say to a man...without getting a smack in the face. He's just lucky he didn't say it to my face...and not the sort of talk that should ever generate a laugh. "loves to shove things up my ass" which was purely a Lukic fabrication. "Have a job stripping paint" Never stripped paint, I stripped wallpaper for a short time in Denmark to keep busy whilst waiting for a greencard...as has been explained a million times. "uglykents.com = beautifulpeople.com...and never paid a cent to them."Deadbeat dad who ruined their lives"...more disgusting untrue and unfunny tripe. "Denmark is a pretty shit place" Far from true again and how would he know when he's never left Victoria...or his bedroom in Victoria. "Pernille's ugly face". It should be an unwritten rule not to use family names. Dog act. And it's a very very beautiful face. "King of Melbourne" :lol:

    It was an awful effort...full of bad rhymes and rehashed untruths. Filthy boy.
     
  11. Fiery GR Smith

    Disgraceful result btw. I must be from a different generation and country because you should never in any situation talk about having sex with someone kids when they are that young. Shame on all muppets who voted for Screech. Not even gonna be gracious in defeat here. This is supposed to be a bit of fun.

    *tut tut
     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2013
  12. MrPrez CM Dyer

    You obviously don't understand what a rap battle entails.
     
  13. Fiery GR Smith

  14. Fiery GR Smith

    Mine was much better. Robbed!
     
  15. Reagan Wheelson RDP Wheelson

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pWdd6_ZxX8c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    :p
     
  16. Fiery GR Smith

    It's the only one that matters ;)
     
  17. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Different generation.
     
  18. Fiery GR Smith

    I prefer this one then
     
  19. Fiery GR Smith

    Delete
     
    Last edited: Aug 23, 2013
  20. MrPrez CM Dyer

    Result hasn't been given yet?
     

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