Commentary Submission

Discussion in 'Seasonal Rugby' started by HeathDavisSpeed, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    If anyone wants to submit any lines of commentary into the database, then suggest them here.

    At the moment, the following lines of commentary are varied and can be 'replaced'.


    [attacking team name] with the ball on the run here.
    [attacking team name] show good ball security and extricate the ball from the ruck.
    They've secured their own ball and win that scrum
    but he evades the tackle and keeps on running. (Open Play)
    That's more shanky than my Armitage Shanks bathroom suite. By that, I mean he's missed it. Badly (Missed Penalty)
    I think he's going to make it all the way. Yes, he touches down under the posts.
    The ball secured easily by [Player Name] (Line Out)
    players pile in. I think he got a little isolated there, and they've turned the ball over here. (Ruck)
    He's moving sideways at the moment in the face of a good defensive line. (Open Play)
    He lets off an awful pass in the tackle. That's been knocked on and we'll have a scrum here. (Knock on from Open Play)
    A great connection for him there and he secures the 3 points. (Penalty Kick)
    A good rumble here, led by [Player Name]
    rips the ball from him in the tackle. Excellent work there, and possession is turned over!
    That's not straight. We'll have a scrum here
    That's a good throw.
    but he manages to offload to [Player X] in time
    The next phase to be played from [X] metres on the [Team Name] side of the halfway line.
    That win gains them [X] metres (Scrum won by feeding team)
    They've contested that Line Out superbly, and [Player Name] steals the ball for them
    The [Team Name] look to form a maul and rumble a few metres up field. They gain [X] metres (Maul resulting from Line Out win)
    Great tackle by [Tackler Name] causes [Ball Carrier Name] to lose the ball in the tackle. Knock on, scrum
    Great kick. That finds touch [X] metres up-field. The players run up to form the line out." (Successful Tactical Kick)
    Poor kick. He's failed to find touch there, and the [Team Name] snap up the ball (Poor tactical kick for touch)
    Poor option. He's hit that straight to the opposition and they've lost possession (Grubber kick goes straight to opponent)
    [Player Name] with the ball for the [Team Name] Ah, he's not going to make it all the way, he's been tackled but he managed to gain [X] metres there (Line Break, No Try)
    That's touched down by the defence in the goal area. We'll have a 22m drop out. (22m drop out)
    Conversion attempt for the [Team Name]. Kick to be taken by [Player Name] (Build up to Conversion)
    Great kick. He's nailed that one and they earn the extra 2 points (Successful Conversion)
    Nah, that's sailed wide of the posts. (Unsuccessful Conversion)
    Great kick. That finds touch [X] metres up-field. The players run up to form the line out." (penalty kick finds touch)
    Poor kick. He's failed to find touch there, and the [defending team] snap up the ball." (penalty kick missed touch)
    That's a howler. Kick out on the full and he's conceded possession back from where the kick was taken.
    Kicked out on the full, but from this point on the field, that's fine. Line out."
    A decent kick downfield yields a territorial gain of [X] metres, but he's handed over possession
    That's been charged down! Great defensive work there.
    It looks like he's going to be tackled by [tackler]
    Good Tackle by [tackler] and a ruck forms
    He's burst through the defensive line and he's on a run.
    He passes short to [pass recipient] who is up supporting the play.
    It looks like he fancies a run himself.
    [try scorer] receives the ball and there's no stopping him! That's a try!
    [pass recipient] receives the ball and makes for the line.
    [tackler] attempts a last ditch tackle, but it's too late and [try scorer] dots down in contact.
    He passes short to [pass recipient] who is up supporting the play.
     
  2. Julian BJ Taylor

    maybe he should have passed it.

    digging like a demented mole there.

    that could have put him in ward 4.
    I hope not John, that's the maternity ward.
     
  3. Howe JHF Howe

    - It looks like he fancies a run himself.

    No doubt he'll try to run with it from here.

    [player name] eyes up his opposite number. He's got some pace behind him and wants to take him on.

    He's tucked the ball under one arm and looks to go straight for the defensive line head-on.

    The backs are in position and he's running this one.

    -[try scorer] receives the ball and there's no stopping him! That's a try!

    And the pass puts [try scorer] in the clear! Over the try line he goes!

    The defence are in disarray here, and it looks like [try scorer] is through! What a great move that was. Try!

    And the pass finds [try scorer] in an acre of space. There's no way anyone's getting in his way from here - over he goes for the five points. Try!

    My goodness, that's a brilliant miss pass - right out to [try scorer] who completely outflanks the defensive line. He's going all the way to the try line!

    -[pass recipient] receives the ball and makes for the line.

    [pass recipient] is on hand to continue the charge.

    The pass finds [pass recipient] who has another dart at the line.

    He sends it out to [pass recipient] who takes it at good speed.
     
  4. Benny BS Read

    Zinzan brooke!
     
  5. Julian BJ Taylor

    geoghan!
     
  6. Mariner CL Warrington

    - [attacking team name] show good ball security and extricate the ball from the ruck.

    [attacking team name] have the ball at the base of the ruck and look to use it.

    "Use it!" shouts the referee as they secure the ball.

    - but he evades the tackle and keeps on running. (Open Play)

    [player name] sidesteps and continues his run.

    [tackler] is left sprawling on the floor after a neat bit of skill from [ball carrier].

    - That's not straight. We'll have a scrum here

    That throw was clearly angled and the officials agree. Time for a scrum.
     
  7. Pretzel P Retzel

    [team name] are playing tighter than a nun's cunt out there.
     
  8. Julian BJ Taylor

    that makes no sense whatsoever.
     
  9. Benny BS Read

    Doing these atm come up with some gold imo
     
  10. Benny BS Read

    [attacking team name] take the ball forward with purpose.
    [attacking team name] have held onto that one as the ball leaves the ruck.
    They've secured their own ball and win that scrum
    Turns on the burners and leaves him for dead (Open Play)
    He's hit this one like a girl and that's not even close (Missed Penalty) (For AD Hunt)
    Too Fast, Too Strong, He's Over!
    This one goes straight to the jumper [Player Name] (Line Out)
    The defence has turned up in mumber here and that one's been pilfered (Ruck)
    He floats sideways as he tries to find a weakness in the defense (Open Play)
    Tries to push the miracle ball here and they've lost control of the ball (Knock on from Open Play)
    Hits this harder than a Mike Tyson hook and it sails over the black dot (Penalty Kick)
    A good rumble here, led by [Player Name]
    rips the ball from him in the tackle. Excellent work there, and possession is turned over!
    Carson Cressley is straighter than this throw and we'll pack a scrum
    That's a good throw.
    but he's able to get the arm free ands offloads to [Player X] just in time
    The next phase to be played from [X] metres on the [Team Name] side of the halfway line.
    That win gains them [X] metres (Scrum won by feeding team)
    The defensive tower is well organised, and [Player Name] pulls the ball in at full reach
    The [Team Name] look to form a maul and haul the ball upfield. They pick up [X] metres (Maul resulting from Line Out win)
    Absolutely demolished here by [Tackler Name] and [Ball Carrier Name] has lost control of the pill here. Knock on, scrum
    Quality clearance. The ball crosses the touchline [X] metres up-field. The players assemble quickly to form the line out." (Successful Tactical Kick)
    Terrible touchfinder. He's failed to find touch there, and the [Team Name] take over possession (Poor tactical kick for touch)
    Overplays his hand here as he tries to thread that one through along the turf but it's collected by the opposition (Grubber kick goes straight to opponent)
    [Player Name] scythes through a gap in the defence and he's clear for [Team Name] but he's brought down [X] metres short (Line Break, No Try)
    The attacking team decide to play it cool and they force the ball in goal. We'll have a 22m drop out. (22m drop out)
    Chance for an extra two for [Team Name].[Player Name]builds his composure and steadies for the conversion (Build up to Conversion)
    Fantastic Effort. He's slotted that one right between the uprights and they pick up 2 more points (Successful Conversion)
    No good, as the ball shaves the post but misses (Unsuccessful Conversion)
    He's thrown the kitchen sink at this one!. That finds touch [X] metres up-field. The players run up to form the line out." (penalty kick finds touch)
    Poor kick. He's failed to find touch there, and the [defending team] snap up the ball." (penalty kick missed touch)
    He's shanked this one. in touch on the full and they'll go back to where it came from.
    Kicked out on the full, inside the 22 and a line out is formed upfield . Line out."
    Solid connection as the ball travels downfield [X] metres, but he's handed over possession
    That's been charged down! Great defensive work there.
    Solid collision between the two players and he's brought down by [tackler]
    His progress is halted by [tackler] and a ruck forms
    Bustles his way through some lacklustre defence and he's off and flying.
    Draws the man and moves the ball to [pass recipient] who comes up in support .
    He thinks he's Usain Bolt here as he decides to fly along the touchline.
    [try scorer] is hit on the chest here!Building momentum as he crashes into the oppositon, can he can get it down? YES HE CAN! That's a try! (Thanks Andy Raymond)
    [pass recipient] receives the ball, jinks of his left foot and blitzes for the line.
    [tackler] shows incredible desperation and cannons into [try scorer], but too little, too late and he gets the ball down.
    He dishes off smartly here to [pass recipient] who is following the play like a stage 5 clinger.
     
  11. Pretzel P Retzel

    u wot m8?
     
  12. Benny BS Read

    Some real spanner weather here tonight.....really tightens the nuts
     
  13. Pretzel P Retzel

    Fuck, had a coach who used to say that every time it was cold along with -

    "You hear the Japs put a man on the moon? There's a real nip in the air"
     
  14. Benny BS Read

    Hahaha that nip one is funny.
     
  15. Jabba HJ Bots

    [player name] delivers a bullet like pass as if it was delivered by the great Andy Ellis himself
     
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2013
  16. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Forgot about this. Will look to add some lines in the first couple of weeks of the season, so any more suggestions are welcome.
     
  17. Alex AJ O'Driscoll

    This man is a rugby gazelle.
     
  18. Samuel Vimes S Vimes

    successful penalties

    He's placed that calmly between the posts.
    He nails it. Between the uprights and [team name] adds another three points.
    [player name]'s radar is tuned well. Penalty goal for [team name]
     
  19. Hurricane JD Hurricane

    Excellent
     
  20. Howe JHF Howe

    Good Tackle by [tackler] and a ruck forms

    [tackler] brings him down and the forwards will look to recycle.
    He opts to take it into contact and [tackler] obliges with a solid hit. They'll form a ruck here.
    Ooh, he'll feel that one in the morning! Huge tackle from [tackler] and he does well to present the ball to his forwards.
    He tries to dummy and step through, but [tackler]'s not buying it and completes a good tackle.

    He's burst through the defensive line and he's on a run.

    And [player name] is through! He's beaten his man and hits the accelerator.
    He's sold the approaching defender a marvellous dummy, steps back inside and makes a break for it.
    What a beautiful step by [player name], he's spun past the tackler and is away!
    Oh my, where was the defence? [player name] has just walked straight through and finds himself in acres of space.

    He passes short to [pass recipient] who is up supporting the play.

    [pass recipient] receives it and has a drive at the defence.
    On hand to provide support is [pass recipient] who takes the ball.
    [pass recipient] pops up from behind the ruck and receives the ball on the run.
     

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