"I'm disappointed that Marcuss has bypassed his club's Media Manager." said Spartans Media Manager Heef Davis in an impromptu press conference today, "Coupled with this, he has not used the tried and tested Spartans Approved (TM) media liaison techniques. For the avoidance of doubt, these involve spitting at the interviewer, hitting on their teenage daughter and attempting to pickpocket them. This failure to adhere to standard club protocols will be dealt with internally. This may involve Marcuss having to ingest a-hundredweight of bovine laxatives, but this cannot be confirmed."
I hit on his sister To defend myself, he approached me in a bar, where on route I was pickpocketed myself thus had no means of contacting you Heef!
