Astonishingly Bad Statistical Performances

Discussion in 'The Cesspit: Rugby League Discussion' started by Jazz, Jul 11, 2013.

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  1. Jazz NC Smith

    As the antithesis of the other thread, this is about extraordinary shitness either in a single game or over an extended period. Such as Luke O'Donnell's unrivalled capacity to concede penalties while carrying the ball.

    First up, Ben Cockayne:

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    2008 - 22 penalties conceded in 24 games
    2009 - 9 penalties conceded in 16 games
    2010 - 14 penalties conceded in 23 games
    2011 - 9 penalties conceded in 17 games
    2012 - 14 penalties conceded in 26 games
    2013 - 9 penalties conceded in 20 games

    Which may not seem all that undisciplined. Until you remember that the stupid cunt is a winger and has played 3/4 of his career on the wing, with a few games at fullback, centre and off the bench. This is the man who people are touting as a potential England representative. How the fuck does a winger even manage to give away penalties so consistently? I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
     
    Jazz, Jul 11, 2013
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  2. Jazz NC Smith

    Anthony Watmough:

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    2007 Grand Final: 100m from 13 runs, 1 error, 1 penalty, 36 tackles at 71% efficiency.

    I'm almost impressed by the effort required to make 100m and still attempt 51 tackles over the course of a game. 15 missed tackles has to be one of the worst defensive performances on record.
     
    Jazz, Jul 11, 2013
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  3. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Reckon he's given away more penalties than he's made tackles a few times. Now that'd be impressive.
     
    Cribbage, Jul 11, 2013
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  4. Jazz NC Smith

    Gareth Hock:

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    Early March played against Hull FC. Managed 150m, 16 tackles, 6 offloads, scored a try and set up one for Phelps with a beautiful late offload. But also managed 3 handling errors and 5 penalties. Following week he managed 1 penalty and a red card in the first 30 minutes.

    6 penalties, 3 errors and a red card has to be close to the most undisciplined game and a half of rugby league that you will see.
     
    Jazz, Jul 11, 2013
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  5. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Where can I find stats from 2011 and 2012 NRL matches? There's two great examples I'm thinking of.
     
    Sultan Pepper, Jul 11, 2013
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  6. AVA T Delonge

    IIRC Thaiday had a game where he made like 5-10 metres a year or two back.
     
    AVA, Jul 11, 2013
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  7. Cribbage RG Cribb

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    Cribbage, Jul 11, 2013
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  8. Jazz NC Smith

    :lol:
     
    Jazz, Jul 11, 2013
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  9. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Apparently he only played 50 minutes. A shame. Was sure he played 80.
     
    Cribbage, Jul 11, 2013
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  10. AVA T Delonge

    Haha, that was it. Classic.
     
    AVA, Jul 11, 2013
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  11. Jazz NC Smith

    I haven't found an easy way. The best is to go to:

    http://www.nrl.com/TelstraPremiership/PlayerStats/tabid/10877/Default.aspx

    Choose the team and player and then you can cycle back through the seasons by adjusting the url manually.

    For example:

    http://www.nrl.com/telstrapremiership/playerstats/playerprofile/tabid/10898/clubid/5/playerid/398/seasonid/41/default.aspx

    Is Anthony Watmough. Change the number for different seasons:

    2013: /seasonid/41/
    2012: /seasonid/10/
    2011: /seasonid/7/
    2010: /seasonid/6/
    2009: /seasonid/5/

    etc
     
    Jazz, Jul 11, 2013
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  12. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    It's a shame nrlstats don't just have a 'past seasons' section.
     
    Sultan Pepper, Jul 11, 2013
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  13. Cribbage RG Cribb

    They do; it's just hidden away with passwords and impossible-to-guess urls.
     
    Cribbage, Jul 11, 2013
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  14. BMT BMT Con

    Yeah it use to be archived and accessible but now you need to email them to gain access.
     
    BMT, Jul 11, 2013
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  15. Andato BJT Manera

    At what price?
     
    Andato, Jul 11, 2013
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  16. morgieb MC Burridge

    morgieb, Jul 11, 2013
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  17. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    My example was going to be Tony Williams v Cronulla last year. 80 mins for 16 tackles, 8 misses and 2 ineffective or some such and at least one penalty followed by getting suspended afterwards for 8 weeks too IIRC
     
    Sultan Pepper, Jul 11, 2013
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  18. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    Fuck Thaiday is a hopeless cunt,
     
    Boobidy, Jul 11, 2013
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  19. Old Mate M Perry

    Nigel Vagina was a super shit cunt, no stats unfortunately.
     
    Old Mate, Jul 11, 2013
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  20. Pretzel P Retzel

    How is one run for one metre even possible?
     
    Pretzel, Jul 11, 2013
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