2013 Under 18 AFL Football

I'll remember this next time you're calling for it 15m out at Beauy. Cunt.

 

Ball wasn't fully inflated.

 

Yeah, I think that's why I enjoyed it so much, I was always good a reading the play and I could kick the ball. All I needed.

 

I didn't seem to have trouble hitting you on the tits...


It's never your fault though. It's the ball, or the court/hoop isn't regulation size

 

Mine was a gun pick up and handball off. Never pass inside the 50 when you have a set shot.

 

Yeah, I reckon I did it for 8 seasons.

 

I used to take a few. Just belt the thing long.

 

You reckon? I loved it.

 

I have no faults.

 

Yeah, you were actually alright at kicking it in. I don't remember you ever fucking it up.

 

Golden boot.

Remember a kid being amazed at my ability to kick out one game.

 

I remember when we got put into our teams one year I was put in the Bs and we're doing a kicking drill where you had to run 10 metres then kick to the kid on the lead. Instead of running I was kicking the extra 10 and hitting them on the chest. Coach pulls me aside and gets me to kick to him, he goes 10 metres back again and again I just keep hitting him. He's so excited at this point he calls the assistant coach over and says "check this out! Can't believe they gave us this kid".

Felt like such a baws.

 

My team was under the impression that the FB had to take kick outs so when I was CHB this shit cunt who couldn't kick used to take them. Just cracked it one day and told him I was doing it. So frustrating to see them goal on a easy kick in after working so hard to force a behind.

 

You couldn't do it now though @Mousey