So not only are you admitting to using PEDs, but we now also know that you are nothing more than a Boobidy multi. An even bigger scandal than Who'sOnlinegate IMO.
Ex used one on me once and threw it out afterwards, was not keen on it after it raped so much coon skin off.
I think an in-depth investigation is required. I'm sure given enough time we can nail some inactive 3rd XI players for drugs. Either that or ElvisSpike. And then the whole thing will blow over.