Haha, indeed; New Zealand are the weakest province at the moment. You aren't exactly short of bowling allrounders though.
I'm happy to tell everyone that I do not class myself as an all-rounder. Batting is poor, and my fielding is generally weak when I'm holding a pint.
Imagine how well you'd bowl if you put the pint down. You might even be able to land it vaguely in the area you intend... you'd be unplayable then.
There's less fun if you don't throw down an host of wides, unplayable no-balls and the occasional beamer in the veritable buffet of bowling that gets served up.
I'm ****ing declaring a war on Chapnis, just annoys the shit out of me. I'd have a pint, but cbf, got swine.