The riff between Cribb, Perry and Lewis? Knowing how dirty they are, I'd expect that its something along the lines of the guitar part from Ernie, The Fastest Milkman in the West.
I was never quite sure whether or not the Ben Hill in Ernie, TFMINW was the very same Benny Hill who I think has his own religious show in the mornings sometimes. Very interesting.
How are we meant to discuss things with Rob if he doesn't accept PM's or profile posts, and probably doesn't want to add me on msn?
It should be noted that no actual research was ever taken (even a simple google search) to confirm whether or not they are the same Ben.
Go on CricketWeb and spam his profile on there. Ashwell strikes me as just the sort of person who would enjoy the attention.
It's like the leadership doesn't exist anymore. I don't know how many ****ing times I told everyone that before a game no ****er can come into my luxurious trailer while I prepare for it. Yet everyone wont leave me the **** alone! They wonder why I haven't performed as well this season...pfft. Oh and not to mention how annoying it is when we eat lunch together. ****ing close your mouth when you eat Cribb you disgusting pig!