The Unofficial Catfish Cricket Club Manifesto

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Sultan Pepper, Apr 19, 2012.

  1. Jager LO Townsend

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  2. morgieb MC Burridge

    Fishcats? :ph34r:
     
  3. Mike ML Martyn

    That's pretty badass, Emm.
     
  4. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Yeah I don't fuck around, the official colour scheme is pretty close to the Mullets colours. I've nearly finished making the changes to the official logo.
     
  5. Boobidy BJ Gemmell

    I see this as a threat. Would you be interested in a buy out?

    Regards,
    BJ Gemmell
    Director
    Gamblers Cricket Club
     
  6. Bender BG Herd

    offical vice president bender re-confirming interest
     
  7. Cribbage RG Cribb

    :lol:
     
  8. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Cribb I'm sure you're busy with site owning stuff but have you given any more thought to further expansion in S13? Been a few new sign ups lately, I'm not sure if the current cricsim model can accommodate such growing numbers.
     
  9. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Just a reminder that the Catfish are ready to take over once the final decision to give up on the Lions is made.
     
  10. Starris ER Starris

    That is pretty cool... who designed it?
     
  11. Choco C Man

    The mullet pictured.
     
  12. Alec AD Funkotron

    Humble, the mullet king.
     
  13. Zakaron SDR Laing

    Should be renamed as Muppet's.
     
  14. Callum CJ Laing

  15. Choco C Man

    Fake.
     
  16. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

  17. Benny BS Read

    Reckon that the Mullets/ Catfish CCshould enter into a triansition season towards S14 entry by playing ALC whilst they build and recruit. Alternatively Emm should do a North Sydney and replace the punters as our feeder club till independence can be established:p
     
  18. Pretzel P Retzel

    Incey left the forums to concentrate on his newborn so it's highly doubtful the Lions will be getting off the ground.
     
  19. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    What will happen:

    1. Cribb tries to convince Gazza to take the Lions on by himself

    2. Gaz denies on grounds of CBF and love of Catfish

    3. Cribb will offer me the Lions, I will reject

    4. Cribb will get annoyed and talk about doing the Lions himself in a fit of anti Emm rage

    5. Cribb will re think his position and offer a truce by way of bringing in the Catfish under the guise of 'Lionfish' and allow it if it is labelled a re branding of the Lions, The Catfish board will consider it, then respectfully decline

    6. Cribb folds to public pressure and allows Catfish in, but never starts simming season 13

    7. HG Emm overthrows Cribb as site owner and banishes him to the next dimension. Initially things improve until Emms financial greed sees advertising brought onto the site, the Bannerman shield is renamed the 'Poise Panty Liners Plate' and everyones simming names are changed to nestle chocolates.

    8. 2 games into season 2 of the Poise Penty Liners Plate (S14) there is obvious rigging of matches, and the site is forever crashing due to an overload of ad pop ups. Flack makes a hard copy of all stats before Merking the shit out of the cricsim.com and destroys it. Cribb starts up a small cricket sim on sidhe.com and the cycle starts again
     
  20. Weeman27bob BE Force

    Are you planning on sending him to the Shadow Realm by defeating him in a children's card game?
     

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