Sticky Wickets announce new major Sponsor

Discussion in 'CricSim Cricket' started by Magic, Jun 12, 2009.

  1. Magic AJ Parker

    Sticky Wickets announce new major Sponsor
    12/6/2009
    By AJ Parker


    The Sticky Wickets have just announced that their new major sponsor from season 10 onwards will be TABcorp. In a shock development which will see new club Gamblers enter the competition with second rate Centrebet as their major sponsor blood has started to boil within the Cricsim community.

    Tabcorp chief executive Elmer Funke Kupper today said that once the Sticky Wickets came into the negotiations the choice was easily made, even though the gamblers would make the perfect fit Kupper said that they were just "Gamblers by name not by nature" and that in fact it was the Stickies who were the real big betters amongst the group with Sticky Wickets legend Zakaron laying down a large 1 million dollars on the Gamblers to take out the spoon in season 10. Although rated favorites to win the spoon Zakaron is still set to gain a big sum of 2.7m if they do in fact take out the spoon.

    We were unable to contact the Gamblers Club President but outside a TAB up on the Tweed head we did find a distraught Gamblers bound Benny Read, he had this to say when asked what he thought about the latest developments "TAB FTW!". It's believed Benny Read may be one of the many looking for a contract elsewhere now as some of the gloss has been taken away from the Gamblers.
     
  2. Benny BS Read

    Epic Lies just so you know. FWIW the clubs run in a 3 way presidency with Boob, me and Jules:p
     
  3. Incey BC Jacobs

    Hahahah. Classy.

    :ninja:
     
  4. Ged GEC King

    Sportsbet > Tabcorp.
     
  5. Benny BS Read

    We're actually paying $1.04 to collect the spoon so thats a pretty poor article :p:p
     
  6. Ged GEC King

    Wow. So you're admitting you're nearly certainly gonna come last?
     
  7. RyanG R Gee

    I wonder if said companies would consider suing due to being falsely named as a sponsor.
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2009
  8. Magic AJ Parker

    Only because Zaka put 1 mil on the and since the odds have fluctuated, as part of the deal Stickies get first go at the odds... you're just part of the 'public' now.
     
  9. Benny BS Read

    Well since Zakaaron has thrown a Million on us of course our odds would shorten to that.....
     
  10. Ged GEC King

    Just admit that you ****ed up. Zaka would have still been able to get on at 2.50 prior to his bet...
     
  11. Benny BS Read

    Who said it was a fixed betting market....
     
  12. Magic AJ Parker

    :ninja: Sticky Players get special odds as well
     
  13. Callum CJ Laing

    How naive!
     
  14. Cribbage RG Cribb

    Well, you can't actually do that. You have to have one actual President.
     
  15. Callum CJ Laing

    It is so obviously Gemmell and his minions.
     
  16. Farny AP Farnsworth

    Nah, Taylor is pulling the strings behind the scenes IMO.
     
  17. Fungus K Fung

    Behind the scene: Julian
    The image: Gemmell
    The spokesperson: Benny
     

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