Seriously though, how annoying are stripper dollars. Pisses me off so much. I can't believe they're even allowed to rort it like that. The worst is when you give them a 50 buck note and they give you $40 in stripper money after you've bought ya $10 drink.
Any guarantees that specifically relate to selection are prohibited as they may force the selectors to break the "must select best team" rule. You can let a player know that they're likely to start the season in a certain position and aren't likely to have much competition for it throughout if that's actually true, but the contract can't actually rule the selection process.
Suckers, I've got three still. If you were smart Alec you wouldn't have signed anything without them first. Basically you just lost the power battle, the club knows it has you by the balls now.
