"Crabs number 8 and home crowd hero Geraint Martyn looks set for a return to first grade this week, as pressure mounts on player-manager Jake Howe to include the form back rower in his starting lineup over Pretzel Spark. Martyn has already publicly voiced his displeasure at this season's selection, claiming "I don't think I've had a match rating below 8 this season so just drop spark and pick me FFS". In what police are referring to as an "unrelated incident", Howe has had his hubcaps stolen twice in the last two weeks."
Sadly I fear England have too many problems in the backs to get one over NZ. Injuries are leaving us pretty vulnerable right now as well.
