I bought a copy of the Big Issue (a charity magazine sold by homeless people, for those who don't know) the other day. 'That's my last one', sez he. 'Great, you can get off home now' sez I. And then I realised my mistake.
'Homeless' (19) Tries: Sachet Tuladhar x 1, Zohaib Ikram x 2 Penalties: Zohaib Ikram x (0/2) Conversions: Zohaib Ikram x (2/3) Queensland (22) Tries: Brett Gemmell x 1, Luke Pilgrim x 1, Paddy Orr x 2 Penalties: Ged King x (0/0) Conversions: Ged King x (1/4)
Code: 'Homeless' TOTAL SCRUMS WON 12 SCRUMS LOST 15 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 0 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 9 LINE OUTS WON 10 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 4 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 5 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 2 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 5 MAULS WON 2 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 320 POSSESSION 40% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 510 TERRITORY (seconds) 48% SCRUM METRES 31 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 14 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 6 TACKLES MADE 59 TACKLES MISSED 3 HANDLING ERRORS 24 Code: Queensland TOTAL SCRUMS WON 15 SCRUMS LOST 12 SCRUMS WON AGAINST FEED 0 SCRUM PENALTIES CONCEDED 7 LINE OUTS WON 13 LINE OUTS WON AGAINST THROW 2 LINE OUTS NOT STRAIGHT 1 LINE OUT INFRINGEMENTS 0 RUCK INFRINGEMENTS 1 MAULS WON 1 MAUL INFRINGEMENTS 0 METRES GAINED FROM OPEN PLAY 473 POSSESSION 60% TIME IN OPPOSITION 22 (seconds) 405 TERRITORY (seconds) 52% SCRUM METRES 16 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS WON 6 BREAKDOWN TURNOVERS LOST 14 TACKLES MADE 52 TACKLES MISSED 2 HANDLING ERRORS 16
Code: Team Position MTkO MTk TkM BTk HE RM R PnG KMiP KMPen KiP KE PenIP GA GS CA CS LB NR IEAG OS HITR SI MM LFG LFE LOOB LOS LOI BT TC RC TA T LBA Time SCP Rating Mate Perry Queensland Scrum Half 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 14 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 20 5.7 n/a Peter Retzel Queensland Second Row - 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 6 0 0 0 20 1.5 n/a Choco Man Queensland Second Row - 1 2 1 4 1 3 17 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 12 0 0 0 60 15.75 5 Luke Pilgrim Queensland Scrum Half 1 0 1 3 0 83 3 0 7 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 2 1 2 60 52.85 8 Ben Manera Queensland B'side Flanker 1 1 3 2 0 44 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 6 0 0 4 0 18 0 0 1 80 55.75 8 Brett Gemmell Queensland Number 8 2 0 6 8 0 72 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 5 0 0 0 1 0 1 2 28 0 1 0 80 94 10 Chris Devonsh'e Queensland Wing - 2 6 0 2 4 1 31 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 80 25.75 7 Ivan Ryabovol Queensland Fly Half 3 0 4 8 0 46 8 0 163 0 11 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 46.9 7 Ged King Queensland Wing - 1 1 0 0 5 0 29 5 0 0 171 0 0 16 0 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 36.55 7 Jaz Eightyfour Queensland Inside Centre 0 0 4 3 1 13 3 0 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 80 22.7 5 League Lover Queensland O'side Flanker 2 0 7 2 3 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 80 19 5 Mister Fourex Queensland Loosehead Prop 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 -0.25 0 Charlie Downes Queensland Second Row - 2 1 0 5 3 2 19 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 1 23 1 0 0 80 38 7 Paddy Orr Queensland Full Back 1 0 6 6 0 69 6 0 14 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 5 0 2 0 80 83.2 9 Reagan Wheelson Queensland Tighthead Prop 0 0 5 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 12 0 0 0 80 15 4 Ryan Gayler Queensland Hooker 3 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 17 1 0 0 0 0 0 7 0 0 0 80 7.75 2 Steve Cambridge Queensland Outside Centre 3 0 4 8 0 38 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 10 0 0 0 80 47.75 8 Coen Vlietstra 'Homeless' Wing - 2 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 0 0 0 80 -1 0 Sachet Tuladhar 'Homeless' Full Back 6 0 3 1 6 48 1 0 17 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 1 0 80 14.35 3 Dave Cowie 'Homeless' Outside Centre 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 80 -9.5 -1 Security Niel'n 'Homeless' Second Row - 1 0 0 1 0 1 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 11 0 0 0 80 14.25 4 Jonty Rhodes 'Homeless' Hooker 2 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 8 5 0 0 0 4 0 17 0 0 0 80 27 5 Chad Dyer 'Homeless' Fly Half 6 0 0 6 0 26 6 0 254 0 14 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 8 0 0 0 80 37.7 7 Os du Toit 'Homeless' Tighthead Prop 7 0 17 4 0 14 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 29 0 0 0 80 48.25 8 Samuel Vimes 'Homeless' Loosehead Prop 0 0 13 0 1 9 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 1 27 0 0 0 80 57.75 8 Zohaib Ikram 'Homeless' Inside Centre 6 1 5 9 0 109 9 0 0 133 0 0 6 2 0 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 2 0 80 98.4 10 Milouse 'Homeless' Number 8 3 1 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 7 0 0 0 80 -9.25 -1 Fvd Westhuizen 'Homeless' Scrum Half 10 0 1 3 0 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 2 3 0 1 80 27.25 5 A' Sciappapetre 'Homeless' B'side Flanker 4 0 4 1 2 30 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 1 0 1 16 0 0 1 80 28.5 5 Ak Kerman 'Homeless' Second Row - 2 1 0 3 0 5 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 12 0 0 0 80 9.25 2 Kovana Solosolo 'Homeless' O'side Flanker 3 0 2 0 2 24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 0 80 14.75 4 JJ Gravell 'Homeless' Wing - 1 1 0 0 3 1 24 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 80 12.75 5
Code: Team Position Time SCP Rating POTS/COTS Zohaib Ikram 'Homeless' Inside Centre 80 98.4 10 3 Brett Gemmell Queensland Number 8 80 94 10 2 Paddy Orr Queensland Full Back 80 83.2 9 1 Samuel Vimes 'Homeless' Loosehead Prop 80 57.75 8 Ben Manera Queensland B'side Flanker 80 55.75 8 Luke Pilgrim Queensland Scrum Half 60 52.85 8 Os du Toit 'Homeless' Tighthead Prop 80 48.25 8 Steve Cambridge Queensland Outside Centre 80 47.75 8 Ivan Ryabovol Queensland Fly Half 80 46.9 7 Charlie Downes Queensland Second Row - 2 80 38 7 Chad Dyer 'Homeless' Fly Half 80 37.7 7 Ged King Queensland Wing - 1 80 36.55 7 Chris Devonsh'e Queensland Wing - 2 80 25.75 7 A' Sciappapetre 'Homeless' B'side Flanker 80 28.5 5 Fvd Westhuizen 'Homeless' Scrum Half 80 27.25 5 Jonty Rhodes 'Homeless' Hooker 80 27 5 Jaz Eightyfour Queensland Inside Centre 80 22.7 5 League Lover Queensland O'side Flanker 80 19 5 Choco Man Queensland Second Row - 1 60 15.75 5 JJ Gravell 'Homeless' Wing - 1 80 12.75 5 Reagan Wheelson Queensland Tighthead Prop 80 15 4 Kovana Solosolo 'Homeless' O'side Flanker 80 14.75 4 Security Niel'n 'Homeless' Second Row - 1 80 14.25 4 Sachet Tuladhar 'Homeless' Full Back 80 14.35 3 Ak Kerman 'Homeless' Second Row - 2 80 9.25 2 Ryan Gayler Queensland Hooker 80 7.75 2 Mister Fourex Queensland Loosehead Prop 80 -0.25 0 Coen Vlietstra 'Homeless' Wing - 2 80 -1 0 1 Milouse 'Homeless' Number 8 80 -9.25 -1 2 Dave Cowie 'Homeless' Outside Centre 80 -9.5 -1 3 Mate Perry Queensland Scrum Half 20 5.7 n/a Peter Retzel Queensland Second Row - 1 20 1.5 n/a