Run It Up with DJ Jazzy Gaz

Discussion in 'Betting, Tipping and Fantasy' started by Gazza, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. Colesy BL Hornby

    I don't have the patience for this online. I'll put in $50 and play $1/2 ring tables or a medium range sng. Fuck grinding away for hours to make a few bucks
     
  2. Jake A Pimpkins

    Think you mean 100nl Gazza.

    Yeah but you suck.
     
  3. Blake BE Quilty

    I'm predicting busto within the next week.
     
  4. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Up to $100 by cashing in 2 $7 SNG
     
  5. Gazza GJ Weaver

    3 seconds in $7 1-table SNG's go alright.

    Current bankroll: $109.05
    Total profit: $69.05
     
  6. Colesy BL Hornby

    Lol. No. I just have no patience when it comes to playing micro poker online. $50 says i can outlast you in a mid range sng
     
  7. Jake A Pimpkins

    How about you put that $50 towards playing me in a heads up game?
     
  8. Blake BE Quilty

    :laugh:
     
  9. Colesy BL Hornby

    Nah.
     
  10. Colesy BL Hornby

    Why's that funny?
     
  11. Jake A Pimpkins

    lol you're such a bitch
     
  12. Colesy BL Hornby

    I'll just give you $50 if you out last me in a sng/tourney
     
  13. Jake A Pimpkins

    I don't understand though, what's the point in putting up $50 to play a longer match where I don't even trust you'll send me any money if I win (and I CBF getting an escrow for $50) when we could just play HU which is a way more direct and faster way of doing this.
     
  14. Colesy BL Hornby

    :laugh: cause you're a twelvie muppet who can only play heads up when someone else sponsors them to begin with.
     
  15. Blake BE Quilty

    Because you're a fucking moron who sucks at poker and blames it on having no patience.
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2013
  16. Colesy BL Hornby

    :lol: cause the handful of times i've played online with you...
     
  17. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Missed the money by 1 spot by the opponent getting a flush on the river :(

    Current bankroll: $102.05
    Total profit: $62.05

    Doing another plus a .02/.05 table
     
  18. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Another two 2nd's

    Also did a .02/.05 table and made $2.68

    [​IMG]

    Current bankroll: $118.55
    Total profit: $78.55

    Here is the best hand from that table

    Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BTN: $5.33 (106.6 bb)
    SB: $5 (100 bb)
    Hero (BB): $6.85 (137 bb)
    UTG: $6.27 (125.4 bb)
    MP: $5.97 (119.4 bb)
    CO: $5.02 (100.4 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with A[​IMG] 7[​IMG]
    UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.10

    Flop: ($0.32) 7[​IMG] 2[​IMG] 4[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP calls $0.15

    Turn: ($0.62) 4[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP raises to $0.60, Hero calls $0.45

    River: ($1.82) 3[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP calls $0.15

    Results: $2.12 pot ($0.09 rake)
    Final Board: 7[​IMG] 2[​IMG] 4[​IMG] 4[​IMG] 3[​IMG]
    Hero showed A[​IMG] 7[​IMG] and won $2.03 ($0.98 net)
    MP mucked 9[​IMG] 9[​IMG] and lost (-$1.05 net)

    Poker Stars, $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

    BTN: $5.33 (106.6 bb)
    SB: $5 (100 bb)
    Hero (BB): $6.85 (137 bb)
    UTG: $6.27 (125.4 bb)
    MP: $5.97 (119.4 bb)
    CO: $5.02 (100.4 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with A[​IMG] 7[​IMG]
    UTG folds, MP raises to $0.15, 3 folds, Hero calls $0.10

    Flop: ($0.32) 7[​IMG] 2[​IMG] 4[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP calls $0.15

    Turn: ($0.62) 4[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP raises to $0.60, Hero calls $0.45

    River: ($1.82) 3[​IMG] (2 players)
    Hero bets $0.15, MP calls $0.15

    Results: $2.12 pot ($0.09 rake)
    Final Board: 7[​IMG] 2[​IMG] 4[​IMG] 4[​IMG] 3[​IMG]
    Hero showed A[​IMG] 7[​IMG] and won $2.03 ($0.98 net)
    MP mucked 9[​IMG] 9[​IMG] and lost (-$1.05 net)
     
  19. Jake A Pimpkins

    Have a gamble and come play me in a $60 HUSNG. Double or nothing :)
     
  20. Colesy BL Hornby

    :laugh: muppet.
     

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