oi everyone

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Pretzel, Aug 6, 2016.

  1. Pretzel P Retzel

    This is gonna be like one of regos threads but way better. i've been on the piss since about 11 this morning at the races. just dropped my first cap and i'm dropping a big mdma shit on my toilet. looking to root a bird from uni. will keep the boys updated. stoked to watch jarryd hayne tomorrow on the comedown with a big feed of kfc.
  2. Pretzel P Retzel

    i'd also like to add happy birthday to the big fella robert cribb, absolute fucking legend, lets get on the piss sometime.
  3. Pretzel P Retzel

    corey oates = all time. just gotta work on his hands boys. he'll come good fellas. the positioning will come.
  4. Pretzel P Retzel

    [MENTION=2]Benny[/MENTION] i wish you still worked at the hungers in tugun ay, i had a fucking double whopper from there the other day, took me so fucking long to order it, and 4 of the fattest birds were on, and i deadset reckon it gave me food poisoning. while i was eating i could literally feel it doing damage to my body but i just ate it anyway because i'm not a faggot.
  5. Pretzel P Retzel

    pretty impressed by the raiders tonight. they've got a young team and i really thought they would fold tonight and wouldn't be patient enough to collect the win but they proved me wrong. deadset how good was that try when hodgson put the grubber through for rapana. that was all time rugby league.
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  7. Pretzel P Retzel

    All right boys just checkin in, still at pres. Cut my finger trying to open a bottle. I've just had a fireball shot.
  8. Pretzel P Retzel

    This is the best thread on cricsim right now
  9. Pretzel P Retzel

    Cam smith, scoot out left foot droopy too good. He's gotta be a future immortal. His play out of dummy half every possession is immense.
  10. Pretzel P Retzel

    Aright just dropped another shot. Got another pinger in the pocket but just holding onto it
  11. Reagan Wheelson RDP Wheelson

    Best thread on here by far. Has the potential to be all time.
  12. Freddy MJ Johns

    Average thread. Who even thinks about cricsim when out on the munt.
  13. Fiery GR Smith

    Exactly ^

    You're so cool [MENTION=186]Pretzel[/MENTION] !

  14. Pretzel P Retzel

    I was watching the footy at home when that cap hit my guts real hard so just thought I'd browse while shitting. Didn't even make it out because some girl had a meltdown at ours which put a real dampener on things so ended up playing pool and Mario Kart with my housemates all the way through to the Titans game.
  15. Julian BJ Taylor

    Was not as big as my night on Sat haha

    And what's an mdma shit? Has the opposite effect from my fairly heavy experience.
  16. Mousey AJ Son

    MD always makes me get the runs the next day. Apparently it increases your body temp which makes your shit absorb water or something. Had this dealer full launch into the science behind it one time at Lucky Coq but can't totally remember, it was a big one.
  17. Julian BJ Taylor

    Yeah, for sure. But while you're actually high it has the complete opposite effect from what I can tell.
  18. Fiery GR Smith

    Taking about bowel movements on drugs = nerds
  19. Rego RS Hutchinson

    0/10 would not read again
  20. Old Mate M Perry

    Fuck offfffffffff

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