Offseason Sevens Sim Match Thread

Discussion in 'Matches' started by Rego, Dec 7, 2011.

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  1. Julian BJ Taylor

    You're more a burden than me ffs.
     
    Julian, Dec 8, 2011
    #21

  2. Roaddogg AJ Izett

    yes!!! i wasnt named a burden
     
    Roaddogg, Dec 8, 2011
    #22

  3. Rego RS Hutchinson

    Game 1: Jamesaican Jerks vs Morgan Venereal DC (Pool A) to happen tonight.

    Who do you think will win?
     
    Rego, Dec 8, 2011
    #23

  4. MASTERS S Masters

    Jerks, better name
     
    MASTERS, Dec 8, 2011
    #24

  5. the_killerz S Bakkum

    Fuck yea! SIMMAGE!
     
    the_killerz, Dec 8, 2011
    #25

  6. Rego RS Hutchinson

    Jamesaican Jerks

    1 Denton
    2 Delonge
    4 Burridge

    3 Ikram (K)
    5 James
    6 Schaw
    7 Smith


    vs



    Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    1 DA Eggman
    2 SM Morgan
    4 BJ Gemmell

    3 BJ Taylor (K)
    5 GJ Weaver
    6 PM Jackson
    7 SP Phelgm
     
    Rego, Dec 8, 2011
    #26

  7. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Diggler a burden? I am outraged.
     
    Dirk Diggler, Dec 8, 2011
    #27

  8. Mousey AJ Son

    As am I. What a joke.
     
    Mousey, Dec 8, 2011
    #28

  9. azzal AJ O'Neill

    Haha jerks
     
    azzal, Dec 8, 2011
    #29

  10. Rego RS Hutchinson

    Player to watch....
     
    Rego, Dec 8, 2011
    #30

  11. Mousey AJ Son

    Outraged at Diggler's mistreatment.
     
    Mousey, Dec 8, 2011
    #31

  12. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Rego has it in for me.
     
    Dirk Diggler, Dec 8, 2011
    #32

  13. the_killerz S Bakkum

    Rightly so after your secret nights out with Rego's mother.
     
    the_killerz, Dec 8, 2011
    #33

  14. Mousey AJ Son

    Secret?
     
    Mousey, Dec 8, 2011
    #34

  15. the_killerz S Bakkum

    Well it was for awhile untill Rego had a mental breakdown and found out who it was.
     
    the_killerz, Dec 8, 2011
    #35

  16. Rego RS Hutchinson

    NOTE: the metres means how many metres the team with the ball is from the opposition's try line.

    MT = Missed tackle
    TO = Turnover
    TOP = Turnover penalty
    KO = Knock on
    FP = Forward pass

    0:00 50m out

    Ikram kicks off -----> Taylor catches -----> Taylor passes -----> Eggman kicks ----> Gemmell collects ------> Gemmell runs -----> Burridge MT -----> James tackles 40m out ------> Morgan collects -----> Morgan runs -----> Smith tackles 31m out ------> Weaver collects ------> Weaver runs -----> Denton tackles 21m out -----> Taylor collects -----> Taylor passes -----> Jackson passes -----> Eggman passes -----> Gemmell KO

    1:00 79m out

    Scrum

    Ikram collects ------> Ikram passes -----> James runs -----> Weaver TOP 63m out

    2:00 63m out

    Ikram taps it -----> Ikram FP

    3:00 37m out

    Scrum

    Taylor collects -----> Taylor passes -----> Weaver passes -----> Jackson passes -----> Phelgm runs -----> Smith MT ----> James tackles 35m out -----> Taylor collects -----> Taylor FP

    4:00 65m out

    Scrum

    Ikram collects -----> Ikram passes -----> Smith passes -----> Schaw runs -----> Weaver MT ------> Jackson tackles 22m out -----> Smith collects -----> Smith passes -----> Delonge passes ------> James passes -----> Smith passes -----> Ikram KO

    5:00 35m out

    Scrum

    Taylor collects -----> Taylor passes -----> FP

    6:00 65m out

    Scrum

    Ikram collects -----> Ikram passes -----> James passes -----> Smith runs -----> Gemmell MT -----> Taylor MT -----> Smith runs -----> Smith try.

    Jamesaican Jerks 5 - 0 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Ikram misses the conversion


    7:00 50m out

    Ikram kicks off -----> Phelgm catches ------> Phelgm passes ----> Eggman runs ------> Smith tackles 43m out -----> Jackson collects -----> Jackson passes -----> Taylor passes -----> Morgan KO

    Half time.
     
    Rego, Dec 8, 2011
    #36

  17. stupersteve03 SJ Cambridge

    Go dem Jerks!
     
    stupersteve03, Dec 8, 2011
    #37

  18. azzal AJ O'Neill

    nice rego.
     
    azzal, Dec 8, 2011
    #38

  19. HeathDavisSpeed HT Davis

    Which Smith & Taylor are playing this match?
     
    HeathDavisSpeed, Dec 8, 2011
    #39

  20. Rego RS Hutchinson

    2nd half

    7:00 50m out

    Taylor restarts ------> James catches -----> James passes ----> Burridge KO

    8:00 40m out

    Scrum

    Taylor collects -----> Taylor passes -----> Jackson passes -----> Phelgm passes -----> Jackson runs -----> Jackson try

    Jamesaican Jerks 5 - 5 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Taylor misses

    9:00 50m out

    Taylor restarts ------> Denton catches -----> Denton runs -----> Morgan MT ------> Taylor tackles 38m out -----> Schaw collects -----> Schaw passes -----> Delonge runs -----> Weaver MT -----> Delonge try.

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 5 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Ikram misses the conversion

    10:00 50m out

    Ikram restarts -----> Morgan catches ----> Morgan passes ----> Taylor passes -----> Eggman passes -----> Weaver runs -----> Delonge tackles 53m out ------> Taylor collects -----> Taylor runs ------> Smith tackles 52m out -----> Gemmell collects -----> Gemmell runs -----> Burridge tackles 44m out ------> Taylor collects ------> Taylor passes -----> Weaver runs -----> Delonge tackles 20m out -------> Morgan collects -----> Morgan runs ------> Ikram MT ------> Smith MT -----> Morgan passes -----> Morgan FP

    11:00 86m out
    Scrum

    Ikram collects ------> Ikram passes -----> James kicks ------> Taylor collects ------> Taylor passes -----> Eggman passes ------> Gemmell runs ------> Delonge MT ------> Gemmell try

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 10 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Taylor kicks it.

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 12 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    12:00 50m out

    Taylor restarts ------> Smith catches ------> Smith runs ----> Morgan MT -----> Weaver tackles 35m out ------> Burridge collects ------> Burridge passes ------> James runs ------> Morgan tackles 8m out ------> Schaw collects -----> Schaw runs ------> Taylor MT ------> Jackson tackles 7m out ------> Delonge collects ------> Delonge passes ------> Burridge runs ------> Taylor MT ------> Weaver tackles 4m out ------> Denton collects -----> Denton runs ------> Jackson tackles 2m out ------> Smith collects ------> Smith passes -----> Smith FP

    Wasted opportunity there

    13:00 95m out

    Scrum

    Taylor collects ------> Taylor passes -----> Weaver runs -----> Weaver gets into a gap ------> Weaver try

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 17 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Taylor converts

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 19 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    14:00 50m out

    Taylor restarts -----> Denton catches ------> Denton runs ------> Weaver tackles 41m out ------> Ikram collects -----> Ikram passes -----> Schaw runs -----> Phelgm MT ------> Gemmell MT -----> Schaw continue to run ------> Morgan tackles 30m out -----> Smith collects -----> Smith drops it ---> KO

    Game over.

    Jamesaican Jerks 10 - 19 Morgan Venereal Disease Clinic

    Stats to come shortly.
     
    Rego, Dec 8, 2011
    #40
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