For those of you who haven't been here since dinosaurs trolled the internet, [MENTION=2626]ElvisSpike[/MENTION] is a beloved spambot. He'd randomly start new threads with copies of other people's old posts on the forum once every few months. Having your post Spiked was a great honour. His threads often came across really relevant and amusing, so he became a cult hero. It was often hoped he'd randomly copy a registration post, but he never did. So I'm going to make him one, largely with his favourite method - random number generation!! He'll be treated as an uncontracted ex-Viper, meaning he'll be available for selection in all three grades for them next season. Hopefully the third grade auto-selector picks him. My challenge for you all is to try and find out if any registration details can be figured out without RNG. For example, he clearly likes rugby league so he's unlikely to be Asian or Victorian. In fact I think it's very likely he's a Queenslander based on this: http://www.cricsim.com/showthread.php?14776-Free-Tickets-to-Parra-vs-Sharks&p=830609#post830609 What other inferences can we make from his bumps? Does this suggest he's a batsman, or at least not a specialist bowler?