Have you tried stroking Brad Meyers's beard? I heard that induces massive beard growth. D. Williams to C.
If he ever gets dropped to Tweed I would but that would only occur if he shaved which denies me the chance
I read that he's only growing the beard and hair because of a bet with another titans player that he wouldn't, and apparently he'd be willing to never shave or get a haircut again to win the bet