Chuck Norris Jokes

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Jimmy, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. Jimmy J Read

    tell me some good ones
     
  2. AVA T Delonge

    Most unfunny jokes ever.
     
  3. Hunter AD Hunt

    Chuck Norris.
     
  4. James018 Z Payne

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  5. Alec AD Funkotron

    Chuck Norris Facts

    At Poker, Chuck Norris can beat your Royal Straight Flush with just an Ace and a King... and a roundhouse kick...

    Chuck Norris once crushed the head of a elephant using only a fingernail and a 'Happy Birthday' water balloon

    Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible feats of strength to Norris.

    Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee and was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s. He next played the starring role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 to 2001.

    Norris is a devout Christian and politically conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and donated to a number of Republican candidates and causes. In 2007 and 2008, he campaigned for former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, who was running for the Republican nomination for President in 2008. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.
     

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