I dont see who is out there that you can get to actually turn things around for you. Yeah you have a great top order but its not going to carry you.
I can guarantee you are not a big match player....otherwise you would have taken the risk and signed me. You will choke harder than Greg Norman does at the masters.
It is a gamble for a coach who doesn't know me to take a punt on a handsome and talented man like myself. I'll prove my worth when the going gets tough. You have an impressive batting record by the way. Cherish it while you're warming the seat for me.
Dolly, your time at the top is limited. I've got you and your pretender team on eggshells already. You know I'll make the bigtime baby!!! What odds does everybody give me for scoring a fifty on my first outing against the Gamblers??