Pretty much talk about how big your e-penis is in here about your stats etc or interesting ones. I'm really smoking cunts atm.
I've taken 33 wickets @ 15.55. Can't really ask for more on the bowling front. I've been outbatted by a couple of specialist bowlers though which is never great.
My performance has been a bit of a surprise I reckon although I've probably done well against weaker attacks rather than any particularly strong attack. Still been a fantastic start so far, specially after the 5th game.
I have been dishing out the usual pies and have been left stranded close to a 100...AGAIN. Ffs cunts step up and stay with me moar!
Update Torres Wickets - 19 @ 17.47 Goat Wickets - 6 @ 65.67 Torres Runs - 618 @ 88.29 Goat Runs - 459 @ 51.00 #Winning
No idea whether my big innings were against shit teams or not. Was averaging 100+ for a while before my last 4 outings saw <100 runs. Bowling is pretty poor.
Diggler hitting double figures with the bat. If I died right now, I'd die the happiest man in the world.