"This is what I thought of the movie I just watched" thread

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Alec, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. Wilson SB Wilson

    Yeah it was a cunt of a movie.

    The first hour to an hour and a half was just complete dribble. Long dialogued romantic scenes that were just completely gay plagued this movie.

    Then the actual Hunger Games? Oh my god what a piece of shit. When it first starts and a couple of cunts get off'd you're like yeahhh buddy here we go but then it's just gay. She runs off to the bush with her bow and arrow, turns around and see's all of her enemies chilling back at the middle point getting weapons. Why would she just start picking them off right there and then?

    Then there's fuck all killing after that. They end up just fighting the gay elements like killer fog and monkeys, wow wasn't that was great to watch.


    The gayest part of all however had to be the end of the film where a group of teens stood up in theatre, kissed their three fingers and did that homo whistle.
     
  2. Dirk Diggler DM Diggler

    Oh god. Oh dear god no. :facepalm:
     
  3. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Apples and oranges IMO. Though both are set in futuristic fantasy, one is much more futuristic than the other. You wouldn't expect the same type of violence with the weaponry in Star Wars; lasers and explosions and shit. The Hunger Games incorporates swords and maces and bow and arrows; primitive weaponry, in other words. The futuristic equivalent of the sword, the light-saber, actually does result in some pretty full on violence in Star Wars - Luke has his hand amputated, for example. His father has both his legs cut-off and is practically burnt alive. Darth Maul is cleft in twain. Dooku has both hands cut off and then is mercilessly decapitated. It's cartoonish at times but the violence is believable and appropriate for the genre. The Hunger Games violence isn't at all matched by the premise.

    I know what you're saying, of course. And it may seem a trivial objection but I just find it hard to believe the despair and fear and mental torture which is supposed to prepare the viewer leading into the games, when the violence isn't at all proportional. It's remarkably tame compared to other movies also rated M. So much so that the supposedly grand gesture of volunteering doesn't even seem to daunt that Peeta cunt. Nor that old bag who needs to be carried everywhere.
     
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  4. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Haha yeah. Phaggots clapping and shit like it was some masterpiece, I mean ffs.:renske:
     
  5. Alec AD Funkotron

    Boba Fett gets killed by being pushed off the edge by pure accident. Most anticlimactic death ever. Jar Jar Binks level.
     
  6. Old Mate M Perry

    Wut? I thought Binks lived, granted it's been years since I've watched those new ones.
     
  7. Alec AD Funkotron

    Jar Jar Binks level of shitty I mean.
     
  8. Old Mate M Perry

    He was amazingly shit.
     
  9. Wilson SB Wilson

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  10. Alec AD Funkotron

    Fucking lol
     
  11. Wilson SB Wilson

    Some serious burns in that video.
     
  12. Wilson SB Wilson

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  13. Toolman TR Man

    Did they seriously just regurgitate the same storyline as the first one?
     
  14. Old Mate M Perry

    That dog is fucken sick.
     
  15. Athlai JJD Heads

    Boba Fett obviously didn't die.

    He's like 90+, got cancer, got a virus specifically designed to kill him left on his planet, got blown up and shot a million times, got personally molested by the strongest being the universe has ever seen. He's fine.

    Nothing can kill Boba Fett.
     
  16. Alec AD Funkotron

    He died because Return of the Jedi is Attack of the Clones level (except for the final 30 minutes). :ph34r:
     
  17. Athlai JJD Heads

    Revenge of the Sith > Return of the Jedi

    I still don't understand why they didn't do the "nooo" thing more dramatically. Why not have Palps talking to him while the suit is going on, and him scream "nooo" before the helmet seals around his head in Hayden's voice (albeit slightly altered) and for the mask to go on and him to be silent, and then just the breathing.


    Why make one of the coolest bad guys ever seem comical by giving him emotion? Stupid stupid call to make.
     
  18. Alec AD Funkotron

    Empire Strikes Back > A New Hope >> Revenge of the Sith >> Return of the Jedi > Phantom Menace (last 30 mins) >> Attack of the Clones >>> Phantom Menace
     
  19. Athlai JJD Heads

    ^ This guy knows his stuff.
     
  20. Riddy JH Ridd

    yeah empire strikes back is deffo the best.
     

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