Ged just sent me a song he wrote. Some people say that Stingrays don’t have feelings We have feelings We have feelings Some people say that we are not good players We’re good players That hurts our feelings Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not good players Some people say that we are invincible We’re vincible We’re vincible What you are about to hear are true stories Real experiences Autobiographical raps Things that happened to us All true Bring the rhyme I make a team for my friends Try to make it respected Try to keep it successful Create wonderful line-ups Not one of them thinks about the way I feel Nobody compliments the team I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings I feel like a prize asshole No one even mentions my stadium I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings You could’ve said something nice about my players Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye I was shopping for a new pad to try and stride But every pad I tried is too big around the thighs And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ pad, I’m a man I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings Get me a small man’s pad, please It’s my birthday, 2003 Waiting for a call from my team mates They forgot about me I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Colesy I call my team and say let’s go into town But they’re all too busy to go into town So I go by myself, I go into town Then I see all my team, they’re all in town I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings They’re all lined up to watch that movie Maid in Manhattan Have you even been told that your average is too big? Have you ever been asked if your bat is a twig? Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed? Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head? Has your team mates ever forgotten you and driven away? Once again, they forgot about Ged Were you ever called homo ’cause at school you took drama? Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? Tears of a Stingray Tears of a Stingray I’m cryin’ tears of a Stingray Tears of a Ged <SCRIPT type=text/javascript> addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wmhartnett.com%2F2009%2F02%2F11%2Fhurt-feelings-lyrics-by-flight-of-the-conchords-because-im-here-to-help%2F'; addthis_title = 'Hurt+Feelings+lyrics+by+Flight+of+the+Conchords%2C+because+I%26%238217%3Bm+here+to+help'; addthis_pub = '';</SCRIPT><SCRIPT src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT>
