Saders Look to Build on Solid Start

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  1. MrPrez CM Dyer

    Saders look to build on solid start

    [​IMG] By Chad Dyer

    Crusaders Cricket Club is looking to build upon a solid start to its season as it take on reigning Bannerman Shield champion, the Vipers.

    "It was an excellent result overall. So obviously I'm delighted. It's important to start well and to beat those team we're expected to," said satisfied club president Joshua Ritchie. The president-cum-wristie was instrumental in the demolition of a lethargic Sticky Wickets Bannerman Shield outfit, claiming a fifer in the second innings. His wickets included the crucial scalps of Thornton and Petrucci, both of whom had accumulated solid starts.

    Ritchie nonsensed talk from various clubs that his performance was a fluke. "Taking 5-fers in the second innings is what I'm known for. Those people that doubt my ability are just ignorant."

    The Vipers will provide much sterner opposition for the ambitious saders, and Ritchie was quick to note that there was improvement needed ahead of the behemoth of a task. "We need to see some of the starts converted. We can't afford to just get 50's against the Vipers. Removing the dropped catches is also high on the agenda."

    The club has seemingly weathered the scandal involving star pacer Jonny Ridd. The strike bowler was accused by numerous sources of sending messages to the Vipers players, informing them about positional information. In a statement last night, Ritchie informed the press that the scandal was a result of sensationalist journalism and that the messages were actually meant for the eyes of English football star John Terry. He also confirmed that they did not contain any Crusaders tactics or information. When asked what Ridd would be sending to Terry with regards to positions, Ritchie shrugged and said, "That's none of your business, nor mine."

    Ridd refused to comment, as did Terry, although the Chelsea star did say that he hoped Ridd would keep up his "sexual performances" of the previous week.

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    Saders fast bowler Jonny Ridd watches on in awe of John Terry at a Chelsea FC practice session.
     
  2. Raide KN Rask

    Saders gonna get smashed.
     
  3. Howe JHF Howe

    Yeah I'm not sure what you're "looking" to do makes much difference
     
  4. Old Mate M Perry

    I'm looking for my phone and wallet, a black cunt snaked it out of my car.
     
  5. MatthewJay TA Miokovic

    Vipers are almost as bad as coons.
     
  6. Old Mate M Perry

    AVA's cousins, my brudders.
     
  7. Number 11 CJ Downes

    Saders release an article after winning 1 game. Classic.
     
  8. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    Good stuff prez
     
  9. Droos JP Rhodes

    Nice writing Chad.
     
  10. Captain SSD Dong

    Yeah, gw Prez. Could do without the soccer inside joke though.
     
  11. Alec AD Funkotron

    More like Saderps.
     
  12. MrPrez CM Dyer

    It's about the most "outside" joke on cricsim :laugh:
     
  13. Mousey AJ Son

    :lol: Dunno why but I lost it at this




    Good to have articles floating around though. Good work Prezly.
     
  14. MatthewJay TA Miokovic

    Start bowling me kuns.
     
  15. cloughie09 TJ Clough

    Good article prez
     
  16. SM MD Dorn

    Written by Dire. Says it all really
     
  17. loganb JEM Logan

    Love the reference to Riddy's irrational Terry love.
     
  18. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    I reckon Prez should make his sports blog entirely cricsim focused.
     
  19. Old Mate M Perry

    Excellent article, will read again and again.
     
  20. Speirz DG Speirs

    Heh, cum-wristie.
     

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