Reserve Round 6 - SoccerSim Development XI v Raiders (complete)

SSDXI

GK AB_Gloury
DF CJ_Smith
DF AMYO_Parero
DF JS_Shiva
DF ER_Witters
MF OTN_Wood
MF JR_Denton
MF BS_Read
MF J_Read
FW R_Gee
FW GJ_Weaver

DF KR_Aditya
MF CD_Ochocinco
MF BJ_Kezim
FW CJ_Devonshire
FW G_Shriram

Raiders

GK CL_Warrington
DF BE_Quilty
DF IA_Ryabovol
DF CB_Darts
DF KN_Rask
DM CM_Dyer
DM PH_Spark
AM JEM_Logan
AM SD_Tuladhar
FW PM_Jackson
FW BMT_Con

GK GK_Raider
DF GIMH_Martyn
DM DMA_Raider
AM AM_Raider
FW FW_Raider

REF: HG_Emm

 

Carn Raiders!

 

Min. 1 : (rai) SD_Tuladhar jumps over BS_Read's challenge
... OTN_Wood with the tackle
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... Shown a YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 5 : (ssd) R_Gee runs at JEM_Logan
... He takes it past him
... PM_Jackson with a nasty foul
... The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll be off if he does that again

Min. 7 : (ssd) BS_Read looks for options
... He knocks the ball across to R_Gee
... CM_Dyer takes out the attacker
... He looked to have fouled him there

Min. 7 : (rai) CB_Darts gets the ball on the wing
... He slides the ball past JS_Shiva!
... He has some space now!
... BS_Read with a superb challenge
... HG_Emm has given the free kick the other way!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll need to be careful from now on

Min. 9 : (rai) BMT_Con slides the ball across to PM_Jackson
... PM_Jackson hits it
... This one could go anywhere !
... AB_Gloury falls over
... But the ball sails wide anyway!

Min. 12 : (ssd) J_Read with the mazy dribble
... He takes it past CB_Darts
... A powerful header from J_Read !
... It looks good
... The shot deflects wide into the crowd!!
... CORNER!
... JR_Denton hits it into the box!
... GJ_Weaver gets a shot in
... The fans get off there seats!
... CL_Warrington plucks the ball out of the air
... Good goalkeeping there!

Min. 17 : (ssd) J_Read backtracks with the ball
... He hits the ball up field
... R_Gee latches onto the end of it
... PH_Spark brings him down from behind!
... But the ref gives nothing!

Min. 19 : (ssd) GJ_Weaver gets the ball on the wing
... He cuts inside KN_Rask!
... He has some space now!
... JEM_Logan with the dive
... There's no room in the game for that!
... The ref shows him a YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll need to be careful from now on!

Min. 20 : (ssd) OTN_Wood with a glorious 60-yard pass to R_Gee
... CM_Dyer with a perfectly timed tackle

Min. 25 : (rai) BE_Quilty looks around for some movement
... His team mate makes an overlapping run now!
... He hits the ball to BMT_Con
... AMYO_Parero slides in to knock the ball out for a corner
... CORNER!
... PH_Spark swings it in!
... JR_Denton clears the danger

Min. 27 : (rai) CB_Darts back heels to find PM_Jackson in space
... PM_Jackson sends it flying towards goal!
... AB_Gloury with a fantastic point blank save
... When he's on his game he's one of the best in the league

Min. 28 : (rai) PH_Spark pass splits open the defence and finds JEM_Logan
... A well-placed shot from JEM_Logan !
... It hits the outside of the post
... And spins wide

Min. 29 : (ssd) GJ_Weaver knocks it past CB_Darts and runs onto it
... He leaves the defender standing
... CM_Dyer fouls badly
... The fans are chanting "OFF!!! OFF!!!

Min. 31 : (ssd) AMYO_Parero drives it forward to R_Gee
... Fine tackle by BE_Quilty
... He prevents the corner as well

Min. 33 : (ssd) ER_Witters is taking a throw in
... He dries the ball on his shirt
... He throws the ball to JR_Denton
... KN_Rask takes the player out!!
... The ref turns away!!

Min. 33 : (rai) IA_Ryabovol is first to the loose ball
... He plays the ball across to SD_Tuladhar
... ER_Witters fouls badly
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... HG_Emm warns him

Min. 34 : (ssd) GJ_Weaver bursts forward
... IA_Ryabovol takes the ball and the player!!
... But the ref waves play on!!

Min. 38 : (ssd) OTN_Wood pushes it past BMT_Con
... SD_Tuladhar knocks him to the floor
... The fans are calling for a penalty!
... But HG_Emm just turns away!

Min. 38 : (rai) CB_Darts with the mazy dribble
... He takes it past the defender
... JS_Shiva with a late tackle
... He certainly didn't mean it

Min. 40 : (rai) PM_Jackson retreats under pressure
... He hoofs the ball up field
... KN_Rask gets on the end of it
... But CJ_Smith wins the ball with a sliding challenge
... CORNER!
... KN_Rask floats the ball in!
... It goes straight into the arms of AB_Gloury

Min. 40 : (ssd) GJ_Weaver slows the ball down and waits for support
... He spots his team mate making a run now
... He plays it across to his team mate and runs forward now!
... His team mate plays the through ball for him!
... PM_Jackson tugs on his opponent’s shirt!!
... HG_Emm has stopped play
... Well spotted by HG_Emm!
... His 2nd yellow this game ! Sent off !
... He looks dejected with himself now
... FREE KICK
... R_Gee hoists it forward
... GJ_Weaver gets on the end of it
... GJ_Weaver fires a shot at goal !
... But CL_Warrington tips it behind
... HG_Emm has given a goal kick
... Unbelievable !

Min. 43 : (REF) The 4th referee signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 45 : (ssd) JS_Shiva sprints down the flank
... He plays the ball across to BS_Read
... BS_Read beats the offside trap!
... He is clean through
... He just has to beat CL_Warrington
... He rounds CL_Warrington
... He has been pushed wide!
... He shoots from a tight angle
... Its hit the side netting!!

Min. 45 : (ssd) GJ_Weaver kills the ball dead
... Beautiful turn
... He could get a shot of here
... SD_Tuladhar with a deliberate foul
... That was a deliberate act that deserves punishment
... HG_Emm calls him for a talk

Min. 46 : (rai) JEM_Logan runs into space
... ER_Witters had better start being careful if he continues to tackle like that
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 47 : (rai) BMT_Con with an inch perfect pass to SD_Tuladhar
... JR_Denton is called for the holding foul
... He won that header unfairly
... YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll have to watch himself now

Min. 47 : (rai) CM_Dyer with a pinpoint pass to BE_Quilty
... CJ_Smith wins the ball with a superb sliding challenge
... It goes out of play
... CORNER!
... CM_Dyer drives it into the box!
... AB_Gloury comes out and claims it!

 

I'm pretty sure being card happy is a sign that Emm is in a great mood...

 

************* HALF TIME ****************
Half Time Score:

SoccerSim Development XI - 0

Booked : OTN_Wood (1), BS_Read (7), ER_Witters (46), JR_Denton (47)

Raiders - 0

Sent Off : PM_Jackson (40)
Booked : JEM_Logan (19)

 

Min. 46 : (ssd) JS_Shiva looks around for support
... He sees a man in space!
... He hits the ball up to GJ_Weaver
... IA_Ryabovol takes the player down!!
... PENALTY!!
... No! The ref has given the free kick the other way!
... Unbelievable!

Min. 47 : (rai) PH_Spark looks around for some movement
... He sees a man in space!
... He hits the ball up to JEM_Logan
... JEM_Logan swings in the shot!
... OOOOOOHHHHHHHH
... It grazes the post and goes wide

Min. 50 : (rai) BMT_Con with a short pass to find JEM_Logan
... But CJ_Smith wins the ball with a sliding challenge
... CORNER!
... JEM_Logan hits it into the box!
... OTN_Wood reads it well and clears the danger

Min. 58 : (rai) BE_Quilty finds the space intelligently
... CJ_Smith with a bad challenge
... I don't think he meant anything other than trying to get the ball
... YELLOW CARD!!
... He'll be off if he does that again

Min. 60 : (ssd) KR_Aditya replaces CJ_Smith and will play DF
Min. 60 : (ssd) CD_Ochocinco takes off his tracksuit
... he'll replace OTN_Wood as MF
Min. 60 : (ssd) BJ_Kezim is coming on for J_Read and will play MF
Min. 60 : (ssd) CJ_Devonshire takes off his tracksuit, he'll replace R_Gee
... He'll play as a FW
... The manager will be hoping the substitution pays off
Min. 60 : (ssd) a big roar from the crowd as G_Shriram comes on for GJ_Weaver to play FW
Min. 60 : (rai) GIMH_Martyn takes off his tracksuit, he'll replace CB_Darts
... He'll play as a DF
... The manager will be hoping the substitution pays off

Min. 61 : (ssd) CJ_Devonshire makes the tackle
... He gets to his feet quickly
... He's beat the defender to the ball
... CL_Warrington catches his opponent late!!
... That’s an awful tackle!
... He could be off here!
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!
... I think he deserved that!
... FREE KICK!
... What a silly place to give away a free kick
... KR_Aditya drives it in
... CL_Warrington with a superb tip around the post
... When he's on his game he's one of the best in the league
... CORNER!
... KR_Aditya chips the ball in towards the back post!
... CL_Warrington comes out and claims it!

Min. 63 : (rai) GIMH_Martyn with the mazy run
... GIMH_Martyn aims the cheeky shot at goal!
... He couldn't have struck it more sweetly!!
... GOAL !!
... Look at the delight on his face!
... Just look at the delight!!
... But it's been disallowed.
... Nobody knows why
... The referee turns the players away
... The fans chant "The referee's a wanker!!"

Min. 66 : (ssd) BS_Read brings the ball into the opposing area
... BS_Read curls the ball in on goal !
... But CL_Warrington makes a fine save
... Wow!! That was close!
... He had to be at his best to reach that one!

Min. 66 : (rai) BMT_Con runs down the wing
... He knocks it past the defender into space!
... He cuts the ball back
... SD_Tuladhar latches onto the pass
... He carves out some space
... AMYO_Parero with an ugly foul
... There's no place in the game for that kind of challenge
... HG_Emm calls him over
... RED CARD!
... He's off!

Min. 67 : (ssd) ER_Witters looks to play the ball out wide
... He plays the ball across to BJ_Kezim
... KN_Rask gets in the way of the ball and clears!

Min. 67 : (ssd) AB_Gloury pulls up
... That looks like his knee gave in!
... He won't be able to continue!
... The Manager has already made his 3 subs!
... They will have to play a man down!

Min. 68 : (ssd) JR_Denton holds the ball up
... He sees CD_Ochocinco in space!
... KN_Rask leaves his foot in with the challenge!!
... That’s a bad foul!!
... HG_Emm reaches to his pocket!
... He jots down his name!
... YELLOW CARD!!

Min. 70 : (ssd) CD_Ochocinco beats the defender
... The ball hits PH_Spark in the face!
... And goes clear!

Min. 72 : (ssd) JS_Shiva with a pinpoint pass to BJ_Kezim
... Excellent sliding challenge by PH_Spark
... He timed it well

Min. 74 : (ssd) JS_Shiva looks around for support
... He sees a man in space!
... He hits the ball up to JR_Denton
... Well executed sliding challenge from GIMH_Martyn

Min. 74 : (rai) PH_Spark chests it down
... G_Shriram clears with a diving header

Min. 78 : (rai) BMT_Con pulls it back to PH_Spark
... Superbly timed tackle by BS_Read
... He made it look easy
... But he can't keep it in
... CORNER!
... PH_Spark swings it in!
... JS_Shiva reads it
... He clears the danger

Min. 83 : (ssd) BS_Read plays in CJ_Devonshire with a beautiful ball
... But BMT_Con spotted the danger and cleans up the play

Min. 83 : (ssd) CJ_Devonshire knocks it past BE_Quilty and runs onto it
... He showed great skill and pace there
... PH_Spark body checks his opponent!!
... That’s a careless challenge!!
... He gets away with that one
... It’s just a warning

Min. 84 : (ssd) BJ_Kezim breaks clear of the defence!
... He is clean through on CL_Warrington!
... GIMH_Martyn brings him down!
... RED CARD!!
... HG_Emm sends him off the pitch !!
... He deserved to walk for that!!

Min. 85 : (ssd) JR_Denton with an incisive pass to G_Shriram
... G_Shriram with the header !
... But he somehow misses
... The Raiders fans laugh at him

Min. 88 : (REF) The 4th official signals that there are 2 minutes of time to be added on

Min. 91 : (rai) JEM_Logan with the dribble
... KR_Aditya is easily beaten
... CD_Ochocinco tackles cleanly

************* FULL TIME ****************

 

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Match Details
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SoccerSim Development XI Match Info
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Best player          : JS_Shiva (Man of the Match)
Scorers              : N/A
Sent Off             : AMYO_Parero (66)
Booked               : OTN_Wood (1), BS_Read (7), ER_Witters (46), JR_Denton (47), CJ_Smith (58)
Injured              : AB_Gloury (67)
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Raiders Match Info
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Best player          : BMT_Con
Scorers              : N/A
Sent Off             : PM_Jackson (40), GIMH_Martyn (84)
Booked               : JEM_Logan (19), CL_Warrington (61), KN_Rask (68)
Injured              : N/A
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Match Statistics
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                SoccerSim Development XI  |    Raiders
Attempts on Goal     :           7        |       5
Off target           :           3        |       3
On target            :           4        |       2
Possession           :          40        |       60
Corners              :           2        |       5
Red Cards            :           1        |       2
Yellow Cards         :           5        |       3
Subs Used            :           5        |       1
Fouls                :          19        |       22
Key Tackles          :           7        |       13
Key Passes           :          13        |       12
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Final Score          : SoccerSim Development XI 0 - 0 Raiders
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Red card happened due to my anger at being shafted with my wondergoal struck off. God damn.

 

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Player Statistics - SoccerSim Development XI
Name          Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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AB_Gloury      GK  69   3   0   0   0   0   0   0   0  
CJ_Smith       DF  62   0   3   0   0   0   0   1   0   
AMYO_Parero    DF  68   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   1   
JS_Shiva       DF  94   0   1   4   0   0   0   0   0   
ER_Witters     DF  94   0   0   2   0   0   0   1   0   
OTN_Wood       MF  62   0   1   1   0   0   0   1   0   
JR_Denton      MF  94   0   1   2   0   0   0   1   0   
BS_Read        MF  94   0   1   2   0   2   0   1   0   
J_Read         MF  62   0   0   1   0   1   0   0   0   
R_Gee          FW  62   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
GJ_Weaver      FW  62   0   0   0   0   2   0   0   0   
KR_Aditya      DF  32   0   0   0   0   1   0   0   0   
CD_Ochocinco   MF  32   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   
BJ_Kezim       MF  32   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
CJ_Devonshire  FW  32   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
G_Shriram      FW  32   0   1   0   0   1   0   0   0   

Player Statistics - Raiders
Name          Pos Min Sav Ktk Kps Ass Sht Gls Yel Red 
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CL_Warrington  GK  94   5   0   0   0   0   0   1   0  
BE_Quilty      DF  94   0   1   1   0   0   0   0   0   
IA_Ryabovol    DF  94   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   
CB_Darts       DF  62   0   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   
KN_Rask        DF  94   0   2   0   0   0   0   1   0   
CM_Dyer        DM  94   0   2   1   0   0   0   0   0   
PH_Spark       DM  94   0   3   2   0   0   0   0   0   
JEM_Logan      AM  94   0   0   0   0   2   0   1   0   
SD_Tuladhar    AM  94   0   1   0   0   0   0   0   0   
PM_Jackson     FW  40   0   0   1   0   2   0   0   1   
BMT_Con        FW  94   0   1   5   0   0   0   0   0   
GK_Raider      GK   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
GIMH_Martyn    DF  24   0   1   0   0   1   0   0   1   
DMA_Raider     DM   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
AM_Raider      AM   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   
FW_Raider      FW   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   

 

So all you cunts moan when there are score of like 7-5 and now you are moaning about 0-0!

 

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AB_Gloury            GK    ssd   300  
CJ_Smith             DF    ssd   624  
AMYO_Parero          DF    ssd   -4584 
JS_Shiva             DF    ssd   1495 
ER_Witters           DF    ssd   781  
OTN_Wood             MF    ssd   341  
JR_Denton            MF    ssd   534  
BS_Read              MF    ssd   848  
J_Read               MF    ssd   257  
R_Gee                FW    ssd   0    
GJ_Weaver            FW    ssd   500  
KR_Aditya            DF    ssd   250  
CD_Ochocinco         MF    ssd   238  
BJ_Kezim             MF    ssd   0    
CJ_Devonshire        FW    ssd   0    
G_Shriram            FW    ssd   302  
CL_Warrington        GK    rai   910  
BE_Quilty            DF    rai   931  
IA_Ryabovol          DF    rai   1169 
CB_Darts             DF    rai   193  
KN_Rask              DF    rai   886  
CM_Dyer              DM    rai   654  
PH_Spark             DM    rai   1085 
JEM_Logan            AM    rai   38   
SD_Tuladhar          AM    rai   223  
PM_Jackson           FW    rai   -4523 
BMT_Con              FW    rai   1203 
GK_Raider            GK    rai   0    
GIMH_Martyn          DF    rai   -4527 
DMA_Raider           DM    rai   0    
AM_Raider            AM    rai   0    
FW_Raider            FW    rai   0