Qualifying Final 1: Storm V Cowboys

Discussion in 'Matches' started by Harry Sack, Sep 8, 2016.

  1. Paddy P Orr

    Can take losing this one. Brisbane we can beat and then Cronulla in week 3.
     
  2. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Feldt has been shite.
     
  3. Magic AJ Parker

    Why the hell wouldn't you go short off the kick off there?

    You've struggled for field position all game and Melbourne just gifted you a kick off at half way ffs.
     
  4. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Yeah it's an okay run. Never thought the Cows would win this.
     
  5. Paddy P Orr

    6 all at halftime I thought there was a bit of a chance but discipline and ball control let them down.
     
  6. Magic AJ Parker

    That's 2 games in a row this year where Thurston has had to resort to a distributor role against the Melbourne Storm. Fair to say they've got his measure this year.
     
  7. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Munster. What a player.
     
  8. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Melbourne won it on the ground. More the game went on the more it became decisive. You can't win playing the ball half as quick as your opposition. Only in the last 15 did the Cows start to roll but the errors crueller them right when they'd shifted the momentum.
     
  9. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Nth QLD should certainly beat Brisbane though if they play even a little better than they did tonight. Even this effort would probably be enough given the difference in defensive ability between the Storm and the Broncos.
     
  10. Fiery GR Smith

    I can understand why it would make you sick I have such a gorgeous wife. I also have an extra grand.
     
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  11. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    It's not enough to fix that fucken head. Not by a long chalk.
     
  12. Fiery GR Smith

    You said she was beautiful when you first saw a photo. You were right.

    What has my wife's head got to do with the footie anyway?

    Here she is today at brunch with me, paid for by you
     

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  13. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    She looks like a duck with a wig on. No seriously, her hairline is fucked.

    Incidentally, I'm going to be backpacking across Europe early next year so maybe we can catch up for brunch. Not joking btw. I don't know when I'll be in Denmark but we might be able to work something out. What city do you live in btw?
     
  14. Fiery GR Smith

    No she looks like a very beautiful female human.

    Oh good to hear you're finally leaving the nest! Or have mummy and daddy finally kicked you out and told you if you're not gonna get a job then fuck off somewhere else?

    Do you think the thought you coming to Europe would scare me? :lol: Yeah I would love to meet up. Roskilde. Come to the festival. I'll bring your grand. (I'll decide when we meet whether I'll give it to you or knock you out.)
     
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  15. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    No, I didn't think it would scare you. It was a genuine offer just to meet and have a chinwag. I don't particularly want to have a scrap. I mean obviously you owe me money, and you're a germ of a person but I'm not going to kick the fuck out of a 40-year-old man in the street of a foreign country I'm visiting. That's a pretty good way to get deported.
     
  16. Fiery GR Smith

    ...and because you couldn't.


    I wouldn't be interested in a chinwag. You're a cock
     
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  17. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Maybe, maybe not. Who knows. Who cares.
     
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  18. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    I think your wife would be interested in having a chinwag. What do you have to hide? Surely she's worked out by now that you're a fucking moron and liar, yeah?
     
  19. Fiery GR Smith

    I don't have anything to hide. Strange question. :confused:

    No she wouldn't. She would see you and just think you look like a bit of a nebbish loser type.

    So I have the 6 figure salary (starting new job next Monday) and the university education...and you're an unemployable bum with no education and I'm the moron? :lol:

    No she doesn't think I'm a liar because I never lie...(although I made an exception when I said I would pay you a grand...bad luck champ)
     
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  20. Maroon_Faithful M Faithful

    Strange question? You already said you wouldn't tell her because you'd be embarrassed. Do you have any concept of honesty at all?
     

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