Blood Bowl

Discussion in 'Entertainment Lounge' started by Athlai, Apr 20, 2014.

  1. Athlai JJD Heads

    Yes please!
     
  2. Chewie JA Chewie

    It's about 7 years old (I think) and you can see that I've used it quite a lot but it still works fine for the moment.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Chewie JA Chewie

    Actually it can't be quite that old as it was released in 2008 but I got it not too long after it was released
     
  4. Athlai JJD Heads

    I'll buy you a game or something for it. Did you have Blood Bowl already?
     
  5. Chewie JA Chewie

    Yea I've already got it
     
  6. Chewie JA Chewie

    How are you gonna get the mouse from me?
     
  7. Bender BG Herd

    Buying now, should i get chaos or legendary
     
  8. Escath LE Schaw

    Legendary comes with twenty races. Chaos gives you three more races. Depends if you want the Chaos Dwarves, Underworld or Khorne teams.
     
  9. Bender BG Herd

    3 more then the twenty or 3 more then default
     
  10. Escath LE Schaw

    The 20 is basically the default since Legendary edition is basically default now.
     
  11. Sultan Pepper HG Emm

    guys forget this blood bowl business and buy warhammer 40k models and paints instead like real men, then we can discuss colour schemes.
     
  12. Escath LE Schaw

    I gave Tomorrow Night a go, but later found Firecode which I like a bit more. Definitely prefer the light on dark schemes more.
     
  13. Athlai JJD Heads

    Chaos Edition is $10.19 USD on Steam atm
     
  14. Athlai JJD Heads

    So I picked this up. Just starting a campaign with an Underworld team (mix of Skaven (ratmen) and goblins).

    The Avengers lineup is

    1. Rego the Resperate - Underworld Goblin
    2. Cribb the Cruel - Underworld Goblin
    3. Ruthless Ritchie - Underworld Goblin
    4. Chewie III of Choking Swan - Underworld Goblin
    5. Phlegmy - Skaven Lineman
    6. Howe the Toe Collector - Skaven Lineman
    7. Jabba Hardtyper - Skaven Thrower
    8. Escath the Unshaven - Skaven Thrower
    9. Big Skype Daddy - Warpstone Troll
    10. Arheiner Trapcard - Skaven Blitzer
    11. Skippos - Skaven Blitzer
    12. Reagan the Rested - Underworld Goblin
    13. GenderBender - Underworld Goblin

    They're about to play their first game, I'll let you know how they go.
     
  15. Arheiner SIA Yates

    At least I'm not a Goblin...

    Wish I was a Gutter runner, but hey, Blitzer is pretty sweet and not sure if Underworld gets them.
     
  16. Athlai JJD Heads

    Game 1

    Things started off poorly for the Cricsim Avengers, Coach Athlies Truthtalker attempted to get in a bit of early morning training with Howe the Toe Collector. This ended in a tearful argument between the two after Howe didn't seem to improve with Athlies coaching, Howe the Toe Collector will not play in the first game.

    In the first few minutes the game was off to a rough start. Arheiner Trapcard managed to catch the ball from the Orc kickoff. Unfortunately Rego the Resperate also managed to catch a boot to the head and got himself knocked the fuck out right away.

    The team held their own for much of the first half. However Escath the Unshaven unfortunately attempted to pick on a man of much larger size, and even with a re-roll and friends there to help him got torn apart by the opposition. Athlies not wanting one of his star players to be off the pitch for the entire game immediately sent an apothecary out to tend to his wounds.

    Jabba Hardtyper decided to return the favour by typing hard on the skull of an Orc. The Orc was so badly hurt he was immediately stretchered off the field leaving behind only a pool of his own excrement.

    The early turnover however gave the Orcs possession in the Avengers half and the Orcs soon created a box guarding the ball carrier, a particularly large and ugly orc. In a balls to the wall crazy play Jabba Hardtyper careened after the ugly mug holding the ball and launched at him headfirst taken them both down and saving a certain touchdown. In the madness the ball popped back into the midfield, the Orcs were able to win back possession but the Avengers held them off until the whistle for half time. It was only during the halftime break that Athlies realised Phlegmy had managed to get himself knocked out.

    The second half started with a brutal brawl where the teams slugged it out at the halfway line. The smaller Avengers however eventually got worn down and Reagan the Rested ended up resting in the injury box after getting kicked in the face by one of the big Orcs.

    Ruthless Ritchie got himself pushed out of bounds and was quickly attacked by the fans. This may be a home game for the Avengers but they won't stand for anyone who ends up blocking their view of the game.

    The Orcs soldiered forward even knocking down the mighty Big Skype Daddy. BSD was so startled by being overpowered that he forgot how to get up leaving the Avengers defense in tatters.

    Arheiner Trapcard tried to be the hero by taking down the Orc ballcarrier but he was immediately clotheslined by the first defender and the Orcs finally broke the deadlock with a touchdown.

    The fans were so upset at this that during the next kickoff they hurled rocks at the much maligned Ruthless Ritchie

    The Avengers took the kickoff but there was no time left in the game to launch a counter attack.

    On the plus side, none of them died.
     
  17. Athlai JJD Heads

    Jabba Hardtyper and Ruthless Ritchie ended up gaining the most experience from the match after cracking a few skulls. Howe will hopefully return for the next game, the big pansy.
     
  18. Athlai JJD Heads

    Game 2

    Skippos managed to get pushed out of bounds and got beat up by the fans. Missing the entirety of the first half.

    Reagan the Rested got kidney punched so bad he'll be pissing blood for weeks.

    The High Sea Surfriders scored almost immediately.

    Thank God for Chewie the Third of the Choking Swan who kicked one of the Surfriders so hard in the balls he'll be out of the game for weeks.

    Things had finally started looking up for the Avengers as Escath the Unshaven lined up a pass for downfield. He lined it up so carefully that he dropped the ball several yards behind himself allowing the Surfriders to take possession inside the Avengers half.

    Skype Daddy ever the man to vent his frustration in healthy ways badly injured the nearest Surfrider he could get his hands on. Rego the Resperate blitzed his way down the field to strip the ball from the Surfriders and keep them to the one point in the first half.

    Arheiner Trapcard started well in the second half by injuring an opposition player straight after kick off. The goodwork was undone by Escath the Unshaven continuing his shite form and dropping the ball.

    Redfaced he picked the ball up in the next turn and attempted to get his head in the game and have a pass connect.

    Once again he dropped the ball behind him.

    FFS.

    The Surfriders amazed at their good fortune manage to blitz roll their way to another touchdown.

    Skippos tired of seeing his teammate drop the ball, decided he should collect the next kick off.

    And then dropped the ball.

    FFS Skippos.

    AND AGAIN

    FUCK YOU SKIPPOS

    AND THEN ESCATH

    ITS NOT EVEN WET

    WHATTTT
    WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHW

    YOU ONLY NEED TO ROLL HIGHER THAN A 3

    YOU HAVE SUREHANDS

    And yeah. 3-0

    Fucking Elves.
     
  19. Athlai JJD Heads

    Skippos gets MOTM as well.

    Takingthepiss
     
  20. Athlai JJD Heads

    Game 3

    Holy shit Phlegm just killed a bitch.
     

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