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  1. SmellyStuff MP Chung

    lol, my batting is absolute shithouse. Bowled a team out for 116 last week, got rolled for 96 in response. :lol: ****ing Boyle failed with the bat after taking a 5 fer!
     
    SmellyStuff, Mar 19, 2010
    #6781

  2. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Boyle this, Boyle that >_>
     
    Gazza, Mar 19, 2010
    #6782

  3. SmellyStuff MP Chung

    Well, he is my only team member.
     
    SmellyStuff, Mar 19, 2010
    #6783

  4. Jabba HJ Bots

    A little tip put everyone else on very defensive :ninja:

    Imagine it chasing 116


    Batsman 1 6 (28)
    Batsman 2 7 (34)
    Boyle 77* (89)
    Batsman 4 15 (45)
    Batsman 5 5* (25)
    Extras whatever else is needed to win the game.
     
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6784

  5. Jabba HJ Bots

    I once had a player like Boyle minus the bowling part his name was Biyatris he used to single handedly win me matches he averaged over 100 playing for my club and over 50 for SL under 19s WAG.
     
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6785

  6. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Sounds like a disease tbh
     
    Gazza, Mar 19, 2010
    #6786

  7. Das09 S Das

    Had a tough OD match(really tough) lost it by 235 runs :laugh:
     
    Das09, Mar 19, 2010
    #6787

  8. Jabba HJ Bots

    How dare you mock the name of my first ever and only promoted player to make Under 19s. Also my stadium is named after him.


    1. Jazar Biyatris (1566625)Jazar is a RH Batsman and RH Spin Bowler. He is a defensive player with competent leadership skills and miraculous experience.

    He currently has proficient batting form, superb bowling form and energetic fitness.

    Plays For: May Cottage
    Nationality: Sri Lanka
    Age: 24 Years Old
    Battrick Rating: 267,739
    Wages: £192,114 p/w
    Under 19 stats
    Batting M I R n.o. Ave SR HS C st 50s 100s
    Career 19 18 691 5 53.15 97.88 124* 4 0 3 3

    Bowling O M R W Ave SR Econ Best 5wi
    Career 0 0 0 0 - - - - 0


    I let him go once his wage reached 20K got 12mil for him and absolutely blew the money Eggy to C'd oh what inexperience does to a man.
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2010
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6788

  9. Gazza GJ Weaver

    How did you blow it?
     
    Gazza, Mar 19, 2010
    #6789

  10. Jabba HJ Bots

    Whole heap of 26-27 year olds paid about 500K-1mil more than what I should ahve for each one. Basically after I fixed my side up and got rid of them only recovered about 7-6mil.
     
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6790

  11. Jabba HJ Bots

    03/10/2008 Sold Jazar Biyatris May Cottage £12,484,800 90,662
     
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6791

  12. Gazza GJ Weaver

    Gutted bro lol
     
    Gazza, Mar 19, 2010
    #6792

  13. Das09 S Das

    <table> <tbody><tr> <th width="125">
    </th> <th width="125">Dallas Cowboys</th> <th width="125">Bengal United</th> </tr> <tr> <td>Top Order:</td> <td align="middle">superb</td> <td align="middle">superb</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Middle Order:</td> <td align="middle">competent</td> <td align="middle">strong</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Lower Order:</td> <td align="middle">worthless</td> <td align="middle">abysmal</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Seam Bowling:</td> <td align="middle">quality</td> <td align="middle">proficient</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Spin Bowling:</td> <td align="middle">quality</td> <td align="middle">useless</td> </tr> <tr> <td>Fielding:</td> <td align="middle">woeful</td> <td align="middle">mediocre</td></tr></tbody></table>
    RS difference :laugh:
     
    Das09, Mar 19, 2010
    #6793

  14. Jabba HJ Bots

    Is what happens when you have pretty much very little understanding of the game and treat it too much like real life for example a 26 year old irl would still have 10 good seasons left in battrick they have 5.
     
    Jabba, Mar 19, 2010
    #6794

  15. BigDougy DG Dafter

    Bashed my oppo today:

    <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>End of Over 7: 47-1, runrate=6.71, reqrunrate=0.19 (54-10)</TD></TR><TR><TD width=100>Van-geersdaele</TD><TD width=300>4-0-25-1</TD></TR><TR><TD width=100>Ruddy*</TD><TD width=300>6 (9 balls)</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width=100>Monkhouse</TD><TD width=300>20 (18 balls)
    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top colSpan=2>Last Wicket: Allsopp lbw b. Van-geersdaele 21 (FOW: 34/1)
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
    BigDougy, Mar 19, 2010
    #6795

  16. Eds E Ames

    Eggman, Division 1 for me please.
     
    Eds, Mar 20, 2010
    #6796

  17. Darts CB Darts

    lost by 124 runs in my OD match.
     
    Darts, Mar 20, 2010
    #6797

  18. azzal AJ O'Neill

    youth training:

    trainee 1:
    Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: mediocre
    Batting: respectable Concentration: competent
    Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
    Fielding: abysmal

    trainee 2:
    Stamina: woeful Wicket Keeping: worthless
    Batting: proficient Concentration: woeful
    Bowling: mediocre Consistency: worthless
    Fielding: abysmal
    [no pops]
     
    azzal, Mar 20, 2010
    #6798

  19. Gazza GJ Weaver

    First Innings of: Redwood Phoenix
    Name Runs Balls 4s 6s
    Draadkar b. May 38 37 2 1
    Mirfin c. Martyn b. Conelly 61 83 4 0
    Donaghey c. Martyn b. Conelly 56 65 4 0
    Du toit not out 95 64 8 2
    Brittain not out 59 52 3 2
    Charles
    Willetts
    Wooley
    Rudi
    Frans
    Old
    Extras (0b, 1lb, 1w, 1nb) 3
    Total (50.0 overs, 3 wickets) 312
    Name O M R W nb wd Econ
    May 10 0 58 1 0 0 5.80
    Martyn 10 0 75 0 0 0 7.50
    Quinn 10 0 77 0 1 1 7.70
    Conelly 10 0 50 2 0 0 5.00
    Changa 10 0 51 0 0 0 5.10
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2010
    Gazza, Mar 20, 2010
    #6799

  20. Eggman DA Eggman

    Reporter's Summary
    The Red Devils CC
    Top Order: sensational
    Middle Order: superb
    Lower Order: abysmal
    Seam Bowling: superb
    Spin Bowling: superb
    Fielding: feeble
    MOTM: Berry

    Solid through the middle and bowling thank ****.
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2010
    Eggman, Mar 20, 2010
    #6800
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