I proudly posted it on Facebook. (Which will probably nauseate a few people lol.) I think family on Facebook who watched me unwrap it might have outted me if I bought it myself champ.
Life-coaching? They were accurate observations. Ie, you're a universally hated prick who himself wants to be banned so why do you stay?
That's your giveaway just so you know. Every time you deflect it's because you can't think of a semi-reasonable response. Intellectually dishonest really.
That was a top notch, witty response. Completely lacking in mean-spiritedness. You just have no sense of humour. One of the main reasons I made time in my busy schedule to visit this wonderful, thriving, bustling website today is to enjoy your bitterness, at having your hopes built up, in thinking you might have won enough money to change your lamentable life...only for them to plummet to the ground like a lead balloon You've paid $1400 of your hard non-earned benefit money to complete strangers online? You absolute fool. There are probably Nigerians tunnelling under your parents basement muttering "here's a pigeon!" You mug...tut tut.
Humour? Mm hmm. And yes I'm devastated. Or at least 1/26th of me is. I don't need to lie about how much money I have. You not only lie about it but you also try to minimise the financial proof shown (of which you've produced nothing). You're a master of cognitive dissonance.
I am quite confident I have at least $1000 more than you. "Master of cognitive dissonance" That's actually my superhero equivalents name. You really do crack me up with your hilariously nerdy vocabulary and cocksuckery. You're like a real-life Sheldon Cooper. Just as camp, funny and socially awkward.
Yeah that's sort of to be expected from someone who thinks words like acuity are pretentious and who can't spell elementary words like prerogative.
Oh I thought you spent that money? Impossible to tell if your stupidity or your dishonesty is the more prominent trait.
Can't afford it. Can't get it past his wife. Doesn't pay money to online strangers. Doesn't like the person being paid. Have more exigent priorities. take your pick.
Scraping the barrel eh? Story of your life. So I made a typo. Maybe you should try and sue me for $1000.
They look pretty symmetrical to me. Maybe it is by a millimetre or something. I'll get the ruler out and definitely have to get surgery for that if there is any discrepancy in height though [MENTION=2552]jazman84[/MENTION].
That's not a typo. You used a very common misspelling which comes from a very common mispronunciation. Stop lying for five minutes.
It must be exhausting trying to pretend every error you make in life, even trivial ones, doesn't exist.
