I was joking of course. Have I told you how handsome you look? You're the saviour of the Asians and Ravens, brilliance redefined.
I know why you are going to the pumas. Cause you hate Bowling. You have always wanted to be a specialist Batsman.
Also Escatch to take the vote to the people who matter next time. We don't care about flack or Cribb, we want to read about Mousey.
When didn't he? But anyway, Cribb you're a cunt. You went nuts when I said I was thinking about leaving and then you do this? You're dead to me, I hope you die in a house fire cunt!
If anyone else wants to sign a Pumas contract next season, I'll find a slot for your interview to be featured.